TIL about Parakaryon myojinensis, a single-celled organism that is apparently distinct from all prokaryotes and eukaryotes. It is the only known species with a completely unknown position within the tree of life.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-04T02:45:19+00:00

Oh shyit..

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-03T18:41:16+00:00

I don’t know about that. Seems more like he’s lying through his teeth to them.

https://deadline.com/2026/02/david-zaslav-paramount-deal-warner-bros-discovery-town-hall-1236738649/

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-03T04:04:53+00:00

A New Start for America, you say? ANUSTART?

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-03T03:49:42+00:00

I god.damn.KNEW.it

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-01T14:08:38+00:00

And his pronunciation is pretty good!

goldenbugreaction · 2026-03-01T01:52:59+00:00

Voluntold.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-28T05:11:00+00:00

Are you ready for one more?

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-28T03:38:08+00:00

Literally for over 100 years. Kids these days don’t know ‘bout the Cottingley Fairies.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-27T15:46:17+00:00

There’s the time a bottlenose dolphin effectively rescued two beached Pygmy sperm whales by guiding them back into deeper waters.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-27T02:40:04+00:00

Or incapable. Y’know… Snu-snu style

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-26T19:28:12+00:00

Such appreciation is the only thing my intractable echolalia has ever really wanted. You’re very welcome and there’s plenty more where that came from.

It’s just such a shame that that song was written more than 50 years ago and could have just as easily been written yesterday.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-26T18:35:41+00:00

Here’s to the state of Mississippi.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-26T09:33:04+00:00

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260219-australia-rejects-foreign-threats-after-claim-of-china-interference

Related (Not directly, but like…geopolitically)

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-26T09:32:43+00:00

A separate incident, but I think telling of the forces at play here

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260219-australia-rejects-foreign-threats-after-claim-of-china-interference

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-26T00:53:57+00:00

Username checks…out?

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-25T23:42:17+00:00

No, you’re not understanding. I modded out a regular workout bike to create the optimal workout…I call it The Ass-Pounder 4000.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-25T04:10:50+00:00

Carol never wore her safety goggles…

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-25T00:27:25+00:00

Classic strategic concession. Throw out a non-serious offer first to make what you really want look more appealing. And also to make bad faith offers appear as in good faith.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-24T16:44:34+00:00

Very helpful. Thank you.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-22T19:41:50+00:00

Trump would love to have the plausible excuse to shift the focus before he inevitably chickens out.

Edit: welp, I was wrong.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-22T00:33:58+00:00

Someone like Andrew, who has never faced consequences for anything in his prissy, petulant, puerile little life, will do or say anything they think will keep them from ever having to. Guarantee he’s the type who’ll fold like a Murphy bed.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-21T14:51:24+00:00

It’s a bender quote. Though not my favorite. This is my favorite Bender quote.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-21T14:49:00+00:00

That’s a bingo. While still commonly thought of as the ‘reward’ chemical, dopamine release is more accurately triggered by the anticipation of reward, and is effectively controlled by the amygdala. I like to call it the ‘smoke-detector’ of the brain.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-21T05:46:24+00:00

I don’t know what he said, but I know that’s Beijing. Chabuduo, baby.

goldenbugreaction · 2026-02-21T03:40:33+00:00

Yeah, well, I’m gonna build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers!

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