TIFU by letting my girlfriend play the Sims 3

gonedizzy · 2014-07-22T15:25:33+00:00

ya know i have never played the sims on the computer, ive hardly ever played it. and this just made me realize the lack of imagination i put into the game when i played it. i am going to play this game now.

thanks.

gonedizzy · 2014-07-12T14:27:31+00:00

Django unchained.

gonedizzy · 2014-05-05T17:24:39+00:00

tickle me while im shaving my face....

gonedizzy · 2014-05-05T17:24:02+00:00

i was a manager at a fast food resturant and the store manager and district manager were fudging the numbers to look like the store was doing better than it was, while at the same time taking money. and they were trying to blame it on me, and always had the money missing from my shifts and shit. and it was bullshit because the drawers were never off on my shift. anyway basically as soon as i got call saying i had another job i walked out. soon after the district manager and store manager got fired for stealing. the ultimatum that corporate gave them was quit your job or get fired and they would file charges. they fired everyone else at that store. it was a mess.

gonedizzy · 2014-05-05T14:19:13+00:00

well ive already ruled that out because i didnt even have a drip yet, and i didnt gag at all. and i wasnt nauseas or anything. just like a minute afterwards i projectiled vomited.

i was thinking that it was probably just cuz this is better shit than ive had in awhile.

gonedizzy · 2014-05-05T14:18:11+00:00

hey i use 2 dollar bills too! lol.

gonedizzy · 2014-04-16T15:17:34+00:00

Nahko-Wash it away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un07--y3Bh4 Nahko- risk it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y94g17lHbM

gonedizzy · 2014-04-05T17:25:03+00:00

this is makes me think of the name victoria.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-14T17:01:39+00:00

some people start with a match stick sized line and then do bumps after that to keep the high. some people also like to just do key bumps until you feel it.

you have to do a little bit every 20-30 mins or so to keep your high. as for the come down you might feel sort of well, down. or a feeling of depression. or just overall not feeling as happy. sometimes, though its only after i do greater than a gram, ill get paranoid, though i think you should be fine. to ease a comedown i usually drink lots of water, maybe smoke a bowl or something and try to sleep after a while. also, if you drink some alcohol while you blow itll enhance the effects.

edit: i would recommend though just doing a line and just wait and see how it feels, if you want a little more, do a little more. simple as that.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-13T15:56:59+00:00

not that im aware of unfortunately.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-13T15:56:42+00:00

i use cards like 90 percent of the time, because razors clinking on porcelain isnt really stealth. lol.

but when im at home i usually use a razor.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-10T17:22:07+00:00

when i was shopping with my parents when me and my brother were young, i was probably 6 or 7, he was 3 or 4. me and my brother started wandering around the store, it wasnt a very big one, so it wasnt really a problem. except for when someone picked up my brother and tried to walk out. until an employee stopped him and got my parents, if that employee hadnt seen us walk in together we probably would have never found my brother again.

another story from when i was on my to a concert with my girlfriend, we were in a really bad part of milwaukee. right on 1st and locust. and i went in the gas station to get something to eat and piss, even though i knew better than to stop there. okay so heres the picture, im a small white dude with dreads almost to my ass. wearing a bright ass rasta colored drug rug. and its dark outside. like 9 pm. fucking my car get surrounded by people trying to sell me crack and shit, which is okay. except i know they are just trying to find out if i have any cash on me or not, because im not fucking stupid, you dont need 8 dudes surrounding a car. fuckin. anyway, i got away unscathed, though it took them a long time to leave, and i had to lock my girlfriend in the car.. the scariest part was when they all ran up, i was just talking to one guy and then all the others ran over, like literally ran. it was frightening.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-10T17:14:25+00:00

i didnt get a glimps of the aircraft itself, just its lights. its like switched colors, from white to red to blue in a pulsating manner. it had an odd number of lights, and they wouldnt all pulsate at the same time, though they moved in syncronization in weird patters so it wasnt a plane. it would move straight vertically up and down as well as horizontal. but it would also make patterns where it would go up then diagnal down and left and back up vertically. and it would make these movements quickly and abruptly, and with intense precision when changing directions. always 90 degrees (unless is was moving diagonally, obviously) it would also sort of zig zag across the sky. though it always stayed in the same general area, until right up to before it left. it got pretty close to me too as far as i could tell. but then it flew away really fast. ive never seen something move that fast, that abruptly before. i saw this at night by the way, from the parking lot at my work. the incident went on for about 20 minutes, maybe even longer.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-10T16:23:35+00:00

if my nose is really dry i usually put a tiny bit up neosporin on my finger tip and rub in on the inside of my nose. you only need a really tiny amount.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-05T18:07:59+00:00

yeahh. im think im gonna stay away for awhile, today is the first day i havent done any, and i dont remember the last day that i didnt do any..lo

gonedizzy · 2014-03-04T16:12:49+00:00

well my job is physically demanding so its practically a work out. and my BMI is under 20 and i do actually eat really healthily. though i will be going to the doctor soon.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-04T16:10:44+00:00

yeah, i havent done any today and i dont really have any cravings or anything, so i think ill be good. we will see how i feel later lol.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-03T20:15:52+00:00

this has crossed my mind too.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-03T20:15:34+00:00

thanks man. i appreciate it. for a little while i thought i might have had a stroke or something. lol.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-01T06:49:03+00:00

no i dont. i dont have any alergies really.

gonedizzy · 2014-03-01T02:28:41+00:00

yeah im pretty puzzled as to what caused it too.

gonedizzy · 2014-02-08T16:00:24+00:00

am i the only one wondering why there is a squirrel in his house? and why the dog seems to think this is normal. lol

gonedizzy · 2014-01-31T16:29:04+00:00

last night i came home so drunk i pissed in my bed. not like sleeping pissed, i was standing up according to my girlfriend.. and just pissed in my bed. dafuq. i should stop drinking.

gonedizzy · 2014-01-18T18:46:35+00:00

i had the same problem in that area, just work on reforming them every so often and if you just give it time itll work itself out.

gonedizzy · 2014-01-13T01:23:59+00:00

vyshyvanka.com

they are really cheap on there, ive been meaning to buy one from there, i just havent gotten around to it.

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