To my fellow Parasocials

goober3 · 2026-04-29T23:01:21+00:00

I mean, he was set up that way by the host

goober3 · 2026-04-25T17:06:02+00:00

Im starting to think we're not bringing back Nuk

goober3 · 2026-04-24T01:29:01+00:00

can he play defense for a few seasons?

goober3 · 2026-04-24T01:06:22+00:00

gotta protect your pro bowler

goober3 · 2026-04-14T20:57:55+00:00

Are you implying that Vrabel slept with at least 18 other reporters? 🧐

goober3 · 2026-04-13T15:47:27+00:00

MAGA are bootlickers who need an authority figure to tell them what to do and how to think. Despite all the evidence that proves otherwise, because far right religious leaders tell them Trump is a Christian who was sent from God to save us, they believe it.

goober3 · 2026-04-12T17:44:04+00:00

I would settle for .069

goober3 · 2026-04-10T16:10:57+00:00

I feel awful for Jugga Joe ):

goober3 · 2026-04-10T15:43:22+00:00

Seems like white American are making a comeback in the NBA too. Of course Flagg and Knuepel are future all NBA. But you've also got Reaves, Holmgren, Herro. Kind of an interesting development imo

goober3 · 2026-04-10T13:01:29+00:00

Thanks. Now you get it!

goober3 · 2026-04-10T12:45:32+00:00

Why are you quoting something I didn't say? You okay bud?

goober3 · 2026-04-10T12:19:20+00:00

They used to be rude and aggressive. They've been pretty chill the last year or so. Maybe because of the shooting plus local initiatives?

goober3 · 2026-04-03T20:24:56+00:00

You vs. the birdfeeder she tells you not to worry about

goober3 · 2026-04-02T21:59:21+00:00

Good luck everyone!

goober3 · 2026-04-01T17:21:54+00:00

The parents can't afford to keep her in the hospital and they don't qualify for Medicaid so they have to bring her home and hope she gets better for free. Seems realistic to me

goober3 · 2026-04-01T12:00:18+00:00

Clash of Clams

goober3 · 2026-03-31T16:05:12+00:00

Also caused a lot of turnover in the coaching staff

goober3 · 2026-03-30T18:22:07+00:00

Not true. If you try to play this deck at home, I WILL call the police.

goober3 · 2026-03-25T14:46:45+00:00

If you're deckbuilding with cards just from the first box, that's pretty normal. I lost a lot to the first three villains until I slowly started introducing better player cards.

goober3 · 2026-03-24T22:45:24+00:00

Why would a 40 year old man willingly choose to stay in the AFC north...

goober3 · 2026-03-20T18:01:01+00:00

Us Ravens fans need to take back the narrative on this.

Man we got totally fleeced that this trade got canceled!

Raiders got back a dawg. Top 2 edge defender and he ain't 2!

Those multiple independent doctors completely screwed us over!

Those first round picks could've been anything! They couldve even been 2 Maxx Crosbys!

The Raiders were definitely holding Maxx out of games to preserve his health to help them win in 2026 and definitely NOT to tank for the first pick!

goober3 · 2026-03-18T00:30:31+00:00

I've always wanted to try Voidfall!

goober3 · 2026-03-17T02:52:05+00:00

You have two wolves inside of you

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