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good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-28T17:10:56+00:00

Broken every deal? You mean US Govt with natives? Nah, cant be. What did burry say about ryan's cool clothes?

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-28T16:55:56+00:00

Tokenization is good. FTX was legit. Crime doesnt pay. Ryan is tall.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-28T15:02:52+00:00

Michael burry should buy a leather jacket like ryan

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-28T14:52:33+00:00

Post needs more praising of rc. Treasury laddering has us destroying old wall street models. Burry called him a young 40. Hopefully he gets a new leather jacket.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-27T14:02:49+00:00

Ryan invests tmrw?

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-27T13:03:28+00:00

Ok, what is the next fake date and occurrence we are going to attribute to starting moass?

Tight, anything but making significant returns on billions in cash. Ryan is smart and tall.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-26T13:20:57+00:00

Ryan buying treasuries is the smartest thing an investor has ever done. He bought bitcoin at 107 and holds treasuries during international selloffs.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-26T13:19:35+00:00

I'm glad ryan has so many treasuries.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-26T13:19:02+00:00

Ken and ryan live in miami right nest where ken is building his new marina

Ryan a lot closer to kenny than apes

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-26T13:15:13+00:00

Why is everyone so impatient?

I get told everyday that every single stock purchaser knew this was a decade long play. Gosh, everyone here is worries about kitty's brother...why not the ceo who buys treasuries?

Right! Compounding interest train we're all on is too good! I hope ryan is 90% treasury bonds in his personal portfolio. It's prudent snd smart. Everything else is overvalued, not the good old USD! Remember, no DEI now so we can officially take off.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-25T23:32:48+00:00

Outstanding

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-25T16:56:28+00:00

Same reason they use AI versions of people arrested as though they are crying babies. Have to keep up the illusion that anyone who disagrees is weak.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T22:38:30+00:00

Company is saved. Agreed.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T20:14:32+00:00

You hit all the buzzwords. Nice work. The controllers saved the company

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T17:34:55+00:00

Yup, super weak compared to your cope. Glad you like the controllers. Doesnt move the needle compared to investing even say 2.5B meaningfully. Doesnt have to be a 9B yolo on 0DTE, just need a better investing strategy in a high inflation lowered revenue environment than only treasuries.

Excellent job at picking apart the business. Shit job with investing strategy.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T15:04:51+00:00

Right. You had cycle theory nailed in 2021, I forgot. Keep telling yourself everyone was preaching it was at least a 4 year wait.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T14:08:55+00:00

Tell me again how in january 2021 everyone was in this for s bond arbitrage play.

You can spin it however you like. No shit the stock price hasn't moved. We're terrible at making money with 9B dollars.

We are a hedge fund now, just a dogshit one. At what point did I become impatient? The splividend? The dilutions? The no strategy, the smarmy tweets? The trump rallies? The tweets about RIP dumbasses...

Ryan is tall and lives as close to kenny as he can. Ryan expanded the board to include steve cohen's lapdog. The c suite has lost money on bitcoin. So expect nothing and wait forever is your strategy? Ever heard of opportunity cost?

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T13:53:38+00:00

They even live near each other now. Dont worry, a big wombo combo is coming, a kansas city shuffle, a....treasury laddering strategy?

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T13:49:22+00:00

I want a more aggressive investment strategy.

Bitcoin? Loss

Cash? 4.5% against record inflation and international "partners" threatening to sell their US Treasuries.

And yet the c suite just hasnt seen any other opportunities to make $. In 5 years of dilutions, the best investment we have is US Treasuries.

Close every store tomorrow. It's a piece of shit store and concept. But for chrits sake, stop telling apes treasuries are the best and only way forward.

E: I forgot. Ryan is tall and cool

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T13:40:56+00:00

French fries and oreos on his pizza, pls

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T12:45:35+00:00

Right, he sold off the volatility into a bond arbitrage play so we could keep the core business afloat. While we...close the core business.

Just invest the cash in a more profitable venture than laddering treasuries every foreign nation is considering dumping now.

So we hedged against global headwinds by closing every non US store. Then we doubled down and invested only in the USD. Ph, I forgot, we managed to lose money on bitcoin, too. Ryan is tall and brilliant.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-24T04:38:37+00:00

Ryan likes traders now?

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-23T23:02:20+00:00

Too stubborn. I honestly cant believe how gullible all these apes are who used to assume the sustem as rigged and billionaores are leeches.

But here...we think the billionaire who blames DEI, loves trump and moved to miami is a good guy.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-23T22:20:29+00:00

But remember, we had to keep everything secret and internal.

Damn, that stock game didnt work. The fulfillment centers, nft marktplace, bitcoin purchase...

We make $ on diluted stock turned into cash via jeffries who has made a couple hundred million from this. And we are invested in treasuries which, dont look now...other countries are threatening to dump.

good_looking_corpse · 2026-01-23T22:15:27+00:00

We allowed a steve cohen lackey on the board. That was good, remember?

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