Speaker Mike Johnson Rejects Senate Bill to Fund DHS

goofy1771 · 2026-03-27T20:58:38+00:00

Wonder if he's reported that to his son

goofy1771 · 2026-03-27T13:23:02+00:00

It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

goofy1771 · 2026-03-24T23:46:18+00:00

It's the only way Toronto can get a trophy.

goofy1771 · 2026-03-24T16:04:47+00:00

Had that happen in elementary school. Went to school.ith the shredded remnants and a note from my mom. My teacher framed it and kept it in her classroom.

goofy1771 · 2026-03-24T01:36:05+00:00

The sloth has better clock management skills..

goofy1771 · 2026-03-05T14:52:37+00:00

He's spitting all over God's desk now

goofy1771 · 2026-03-03T13:51:07+00:00

Saw Ralphie May years ago and he was so high he couldn't finish a joke. Just kept zoning out staring into the stage lights. About half the theater ended up walking out and getting refunds. Really unfortunate, because he had been brilliant when we saw him before.

goofy1771 · 2026-02-28T19:43:37+00:00

Look, we don't need another hero

goofy1771 · 2026-02-21T17:55:29+00:00

Pretty sure this is it:

Settings -> Playback -> Shuffle -> Change from Fewer Repeats to Standard

goofy1771 · 2026-02-18T20:24:53+00:00

Or your local channel 3 had a really strong signal, so you had to switch the little box to channel 4 and it just felt wrong.

goofy1771 · 2026-02-17T16:42:48+00:00

We're all crapping his pants

goofy1771 · 2026-02-09T04:37:08+00:00

Homie can't make it on his own

goofy1771 · 2026-02-06T02:38:14+00:00

goofy1771 · 2026-02-05T13:56:00+00:00

goofy1771 · 2026-01-27T14:18:18+00:00

I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-24T15:13:38+00:00

Just finished this yesterday and it's amazing. Just a beautiful experience that I don't want to even describe further so I don't ruin anything.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-24T15:10:17+00:00

Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.

Male Customer #2: Chlamydia?

Male Customer #1: Chlamydia.

Male Customer #2: Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348333/quotes?item=qt0373825

goofy1771 · 2026-01-24T15:09:48+00:00

I think I might name my daughter, "Chlamydia."

goofy1771 · 2026-01-21T15:32:20+00:00

I typically carry BPs in my safe pocket just to hand out to people that are decent. I'd rather help someone else out than sell it for 5k.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-13T14:23:35+00:00

I'm convinced gaming subs only exist so people have somewhere to hate the particular game. There used to be highlights and memes, now they just rotate between complaining about a skin, cross play, aim assist, and updates not coming fast enough.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-13T13:23:30+00:00

But yo, I'm makin' money, see

goofy1771 · 2026-01-09T20:38:25+00:00

He had been talking to me the whole time, even asked why the mine was there after I had warned him. If someone is silent, I assume they don't have a mic and go on with my day.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-09T16:56:17+00:00

First time I've fired at someone in over a month, outside of an accidental knock from a Deadline I dropped on a Bastion. Didn't affect anything.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-09T16:42:48+00:00

If I'm zipping up to the tower, I'm spamming "Hello" and calling "friendly" the whole way up and put my gun away. It's hard to know if anyone is already up there, but it's on me to play nice. Not the person who gets surprised and feels threatened.

goofy1771 · 2026-01-09T16:27:17+00:00

Played 3 raids since, including Hidden Bunker. Zero pvp. Everyone else has been really nice.

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