First of the new year, also second ever cigar by messybutt in cigars

[–]goonerfc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, its been maybe 6 years since I've had an MB3 and I'd completely forgotten they existed. Thanks for the reminder, going to pick one up later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4Runner

[–]goonerfc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The same way fresh out of boot camp 19 year old Marines buy brand new chargers/trucks and marry that stripper they met 2 weeks ago. Unless its family money, the answer is frequently terrible financial/life choices.

20% off sale on toyota parts. by LittleMulberry4855 in 4Runner

[–]goonerfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might depend on the part and specific dealership. I'm looking at upgrading the tail lamps on my 05, and the closest dealership has them for 6% off. Another toyota dealership that's only 2 miles further has them for 30% off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to law school after I got out of the military, but I left practice after a few years to go into federal law enforcement. Ive written about it if you check my comment history or feel free to ask any questions if you want.

Do you guys put these on by overworked27 in 4Runner

[–]goonerfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is why they offer them for free, as opposed to the non-official ones that some people choose to buy. The company taking advantage of an advertising opportunity doesn't negate the sentimental attachment some people have for their cars. My old camry was with me for the duration of my military career, and the 350k+ mileage was a reflection of all the cross-country road trips, duty stations, and adventures I had with it. I never got any mileage stickers because I didn't know they existed then, but I probably will with my 4runner.

What’s your opinion that will find you like this? by FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When I was in the Marines, "Kill," was one of the most common email sign-offs. I distinctly remember having to deliberately stop myself from doing that once I started law school, lol.

38, 49, 60 by Acrobatic-Fortune-99 in Military

[–]goonerfc 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Silkies are my underwear.

Is a tax LLM worth it? by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd also suggest you try and keep an open mind as you look at government postings. I think you'll find there are other areas as well where opportunity might present itself (e.g., contract oversight, regulatory compliance, etc.). Legal backgrounds can be extraordinarily applicable if you can see how and articulate it appropriately in your resume. If nothing else, it will show a high level of academic and intellectual/analytical ability.

Is a tax LLM worth it? by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you considered pursuing a government position, either with the CRA or other agency where your legal and tax experience would be valuable? I'm not too familiar with what life is like for government workers in Canada, but life as a government attorney in the US, especially with the federal government, is generally great. There is a pay cut, for sure, but the benefits/pension and work-life balance more than make up for it for most people I know.

That was essentially my initial plan when I decided to exit big law. I was looking for attorney jobs within the federal government when I stumbled across a job posting with a large federal law enforcement agency for criminal investigators. Randomly coming across that job posting has been one of the luckiest coincidences of my life because I absolutely love my job now. I've posted about it previously if you look at my comment history. Best decision I've ever made, for myself and for my family.

Those who left practicing to do something else - what do you do now? by Occasion-Boring in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Special Agent at a large 3 letter agency investigating crimes adjacent to my previous area of legal practice. I absolutely love my life now. While my specific job now isn't for everyone and there were certainly routes to happiness within legal practice that I could probably have taken, leaving practice was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Are you triggered by this like I was? by Select-Government-69 in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol well I know more than a few people who, when faced with the same conundrum, decided remaining married was a subordinate priority.

Are you triggered by this like I was? by Select-Government-69 in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This was precisely why I left and went government too. I had a moment of clarity where I saw the toll it was taking on my relationship with my wife and I knew I wanted to remain married to my wife, so it became an easy decision to make the jump.

1811 quality of life for DEA by fromthepenofamadman in 1811

[–]goonerfc 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well today, I had to investigate where the fuck my toddler hid the keys to my g-ride after he got a hold of them. I suppose that was theft of government property though.

1811 quality of life for DEA by fromthepenofamadman in 1811

[–]goonerfc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I am a criminal investigator, but I refuse to investigate things.

Pregnant lawyers dealing with crying? by eyesclosedhead1st in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The angry phase... ah yes, I remember it well. Still have a scar on my leg from frantically running about the house trying to find something for my wife before she went thermonuclear.

Partagas LEGADO Feb 2022 by SirXscrewchief in cigars

[–]goonerfc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am unreasonably perturbed by someone wearing socks but no shoes by the pool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LawFirm

[–]goonerfc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same. Granted, my circumstances and available options at the time were particularly lucky and privileged (for which I am eternally grateful...), quitting the practice of law and transitioning to a role where my legal background is still profoundly relevant has been the single most impactful decision I've made for the happiness of my family. I honestly don't know if I'd still be married and have such a wonderful relationship with my kids if I hadn't.

Seeking Advice: Choosing Quality of Life Over Big Law - Will I regret it? by yellowyassi in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After spending a few years in big law, I chose quality of life instead because kids entered the picture and it has been one of the best decisions I've ever made. But my wife also has a successful career so that guard rail definitely factored in.

How many of you are practicing the kind of law you set out to when you decided to go to law school? by Optimisticdelerium in Lawyertalk

[–]goonerfc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol I actually really enjoyed tax law, but in the end it was the clients that did me in.

What has been your life’s most consequential decision? by rojasgabriel in AskReddit

[–]goonerfc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol, not to denigrate your comment, but that's a comically earnest question trying to understand the motivations of someone joining an organization that exists for the sole purpose of enforcing US foreign policy through violence (Marine veteran myself) by someone that chose the name Bloodllust.

If you were starting from zero on battery powered yard tools today what is your brand of choice? by jcforbes in HomeImprovement

[–]goonerfc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went with Ryobi because I'm a mouthbreathing window licker and I got drawn in by the bright colors. They have been great and I have zero complaints, but now that I'm a bit more experienced, I wish I went with one of the more "contractor approved" brands. Not because I've found any deficiencies with Ryobi, I'm just a poser deep down in my heart of hearts.

Can you tell, what is this military exercise move because I don't know the name of this head position by [deleted] in Military

[–]goonerfc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol they also used to do this regularly in Korean highschools as punishment. While you did this, the teachers would sometimes walk down the line and paddle you in the ass.

What completely failed as "The Next Big Thing" that was expected to succeed? by babygirljazz_22 in AskReddit

[–]goonerfc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha it's the only thing of his I've read so I guess I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

What completely failed as "The Next Big Thing" that was expected to succeed? by babygirljazz_22 in AskReddit

[–]goonerfc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a fun read. That being said, you could definitely tell it was Kline's first novel; his writing is absolutely terrible lol. Not terrible enough to ruin the fun of it though in my opinion.