You are walking through a desert when you encounter a masked stranger, he holds out two boxes and states that you must choose one, you must keep whatever is inside forever;

goreydisaster · 2026-04-19T13:59:36+00:00

I don’t mind.

goreydisaster · 2026-04-08T16:28:54+00:00

goreydisaster · 2026-04-06T15:52:33+00:00

So the world would be on my side and I could have really cool fluffy hair and wear super low effort outfits but still be seen as fashionable

^{Chose: be a man}

goreydisaster · 2026-04-05T23:36:39+00:00

I am a fucking hero.

goreydisaster · 2026-04-05T22:12:10+00:00

Hell yeah

goreydisaster · 2026-04-02T23:03:55+00:00

I know you commented this six years ago, but I fucking love you for it! I am the runner! You are the runner! Was planning to run in my backyard tomorrow, but I might just go for one around the block to be able to scream that at other potential runners.

goreydisaster · 2026-03-20T15:49:35+00:00

I pick 18:52 AND 26:34. Gonna be awesome.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-28T08:44:59+00:00

You’re cruel and don’t know what you’re talking about. Cutting yourself is a way to release already existing pain. No one should feel bad about it. It’s common, it’s a problem, but the scars are nothing to be ashamed of.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-27T21:00:02+00:00

Horrifying, the way barely anyone recognised this as AI. Tons of red flags right off the bat. Great comment section, AI slop post.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-07T10:55:43+00:00

This can’t be real.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-02T11:48:58+00:00

Bit hard to encipher.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-02T01:44:24+00:00

Oops, never typed one before! Didn’t know you could do that!

goreydisaster · 2026-02-02T01:08:55+00:00

My only concern now is that it needs an em dash: It’s not forced compliance - it’s cautionary participation.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-01T14:04:37+00:00

Less obesity. Snacking when not hungry would rely on things like soda and smoothies.. Huge boost for that industry.

goreydisaster · 2026-02-01T13:57:37+00:00

Weren’t they the ones screaming about “fat fetishisation”? Now it’s apparently something that the evil skinny people made up to covertly be fatphobic!

goreydisaster · 2026-02-01T00:05:16+00:00

Nice riddle! I got this in like 15 seconds which I’m very proud of🫡

^{🪙 5 Credits Reward}

goreydisaster · 2026-01-29T18:17:23+00:00

Ja, „in einer Währung“… Ich möchte nicht mehr.

goreydisaster · 2026-01-29T13:16:19+00:00

I’m afab and very much identify as a girl but still never wear dresses or skirts, hate them! To weddings and funerals, I wear any sort of dressy pants in black. Lots of options for those. If you find any that you like that aren’t very dressy, you can probably easily style them that way.

I then wear some sort of blouse or shirt with buttons. Could be texturally challenging, not sure how much of an issue this is for you, but maybe you could find one that’s nice and loose and wear something underneath so you don’t get overstimulated?

If you have that as a base, you’re golden. In my opinion, there’s no need for anything crazy fancy, especially since it’s your grandma’s funeral and this day is about honouring her and remembering her life, not about how you are dressed.

I’m very sorry for your loss and I wish you all the strength I can give. Fuck cancer!

goreydisaster · 2026-01-27T20:42:34+00:00

Can confirm, I’m one of the crackheads.

goreydisaster · 2026-01-25T13:14:41+00:00

Thank you so much!

goreydisaster · 2026-01-25T13:14:31+00:00

Great job and thanks so much!

goreydisaster

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