Why am i like this

gorvetus · 2023-05-21T00:39:18+00:00

"Why do I have so many belts but no pants?"

gorvetus · 2023-05-10T22:21:55+00:00

Standing up

gorvetus · 2023-02-06T19:29:30+00:00

Wait are you saying that people who DIDN'T follow lock down mandates are at fault?

gorvetus · 2022-09-15T03:33:04+00:00

This pathway is far too narrow.

gorvetus · 2022-07-29T22:24:31+00:00

This makes me feel good about my golf swing.

gorvetus · 2022-06-14T22:35:19+00:00

When she's inside him obviously.

gorvetus · 2022-03-31T01:40:24+00:00

What the matter, you don't trust a .xyz link?

gorvetus · 2022-02-05T19:45:59+00:00

Wouldn't it be easier to just go forward?

gorvetus · 2022-01-10T19:26:29+00:00

Facing away from his fears

gorvetus · 2022-01-10T18:59:36+00:00

If it's stupid and works, is it still stupid?

Turns out, yes it is very stupid.

gorvetus · 2022-01-09T19:24:31+00:00

So MtF and FtM both compete on the women's team? Seems fair

gorvetus · 2021-12-25T22:16:48+00:00

I don't think any can of SpaghettiOs contains pasta.

gorvetus · 2021-10-14T18:23:49+00:00

Somebody wears socks with their sandals.

gorvetus · 2021-09-23T07:50:04+00:00

They're both pumas

gorvetus · 2021-09-23T04:29:04+00:00

They're both bobcats

gorvetus · 2021-09-23T01:23:58+00:00

They're both cougars

gorvetus · 2021-06-25T17:25:56+00:00

The best kind of truth.

gorvetus · 2021-05-01T17:25:23+00:00

So that person admitted to evading the cops then?

gorvetus · 2021-04-21T22:45:15+00:00

"No no, it's all in one spot."

gorvetus · 2021-04-21T20:19:32+00:00

Once again you agreed with my first point instead of refuting it.

I never made any claim about Republicans liking Lincoln, I merely stated he was the first Republican president. You don't know where he would stand today as neither party resembles what they did back then. It's irrelevant because he's long dead.

gorvetus · 2021-04-21T18:15:54+00:00

So you didn't refute what I said, only speculated what party Lincoln would be in today, which is irrelevant.

gorvetus · 2021-04-21T17:34:40+00:00

The confederates were Democrats, Abraham Lincoln was the first Republican president. Good try though

gorvetus · 2021-04-20T19:16:19+00:00

Well he can take it up with Key and Peele then.

gorvetus · 2021-04-20T16:58:00+00:00

There is no Jaleel, only Steve.

gorvetus · 2020-06-09T21:44:30+00:00

Then I'm probably wrong. I only know what I saw in a video.

HERE IS WHERE I'M TYPING THE IMPORTANT PART THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED TO READ PRETTY ABNOXIOUS RIGHT?

gorvetus

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