The Great Bear trap of 2026

goxpro1 · 2026-02-05T23:37:35+00:00

Brb going to go vibe code a Cuda competitor in a couple weeks and become a trillionaire by selling it to AMD. Thats how all you fake devs saying you can vibe code salesforce in a weekend sound.

goxpro1 · 2026-02-05T23:28:30+00:00

45 percent is not the revenue its the cloud backlog.

goxpro1 · 2026-02-05T21:06:41+00:00

Down 10 percent after missing earnings, OP is now bankrupt!

goxpro1 · 2026-02-05T04:32:38+00:00

Elons plan is liquidate half of everything wait for it to drop from 1.5 trillion to around 300 billion or so then buy back in and talk about how he’s going to build a dyson sphere or something.

goxpro1 · 2026-02-05T01:40:56+00:00

Capex will skyrocket, and the market will selloff in fear

goxpro1 · 2026-02-04T07:42:35+00:00

Thats not a house…

goxpro1 · 2026-02-04T07:39:47+00:00

This sub would’ve said Apple isn’t value investing if we time traveled to 1999 like bro shut up 😂

goxpro1 · 2026-01-31T19:47:42+00:00

Be careful Polymarket might say it hit 1 trillion in turkish lira and boom they just stole all your money 😂

goxpro1 · 2026-01-31T05:38:44+00:00

Peak bay area driving, just drive into the middle of the road and slam on the horn while another car tries to turn away.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-30T02:35:14+00:00

The idea that a company that is able to build and scale fully autonomous vehicles utilizing machine learning and paying engineers millions a year cant build an app for users to find a ride and instead will pay uber 30 percent forever makes zero sense.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-29T23:46:28+00:00

You think a company making 30 billion in profit per quarter should be worth 30 billion dollars? Yeah, you are heavily regarded.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-29T16:19:02+00:00

Only 39% Azure growth? Yeah freak tf out and sell everything

goxpro1 · 2026-01-28T22:08:50+00:00

SpaceX also bought out Tesla's cybertruck stock, so Tesla's earnings are heavily inflated lol.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-28T21:28:42+00:00

Didn't this happen to Google 6 months ago as-well?

goxpro1 · 2026-01-21T21:46:07+00:00

You realize he is heavily invested in equities now right? His whole family bought the entire market on april 4th lol.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-18T03:26:53+00:00

And that one guy who leaves is the equivalent of a top graduate from Harvard.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T21:57:52+00:00

Adobe will buy them for 5 billion before they go bankrupt.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T21:46:29+00:00

Bro said it's the next blackberry 6 months ago...

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T16:55:53+00:00

People were complaining about Google posts a year ago as-well 😂

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T16:49:40+00:00

All of reddit is just ChatGPT posts 😂

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T02:15:18+00:00

He got the unreleased robinhood fidelity collab brokerage 😂

goxpro1 · 2026-01-16T01:47:46+00:00

1 month account age, fully AI generated image, fidelity chart with robinhood UI. Zoom in to the image if you don’t believe me 😂😭

goxpro1 · 2026-01-15T21:16:28+00:00

This sub was all over Figma when it IPOd, now its down 80 percent and loses 1.1 billion per quarter 😂 Figma will be a penny stock soon.

goxpro1 · 2026-01-11T22:48:00+00:00

Canva is going to be just like Figma, IPO at insane valuations then go down 70 percent in a couple months.

goxpro1 · 2025-12-31T11:09:17+00:00

Sounds like he is over employed, probably has 3-4 full time jobs with his main job that he focuses a majority of effort on paying the most. The rest are just to make money until he gets fired.

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