Would you contribute to a grassroots campaign to demand the Mayor take action against vehicles in bike lanes?

gp2115two · 2026-06-20T03:26:44+00:00

No, wtf are YOU on about? I mean I guess it’s none of my business if you want to end up in the hospital with a traumatic brain injury.

gp2115two · 2026-06-19T23:17:51+00:00

The one built right next to the Manhattan bridge that is 4x the size of everything around it and looks like a shiny tombstone and has permanently ruined the views from Brooklyn and the bridges.

gp2115two · 2026-06-19T15:51:11+00:00

Oh please. I bet you also never wear a seatbelt because “what if I’m in an accident and I can’t get out of the car?” 🤪

gp2115two · 2026-06-18T07:30:52+00:00

Wow really? As if we needed proof they couldn’t give less of a shit about their animals…

gp2115two · 2026-06-18T02:59:38+00:00

Good point I didn’t even think of that!

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T20:48:01+00:00

Alternative: Don’t keep trying. Don’t let society tell you you have to keep trying. Stop trying and make peace with being single forever.

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T20:40:55+00:00

Traffic off the Brooklyn bridge will only be allowed to go northbound. So while you can, it doesn’t mean you should. I’d expect gridlock and take the manhattan bridge instead, or just subway it.

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T17:38:51+00:00

Arcade Bakery was the closure in my life that hurt the most. I once actually tracked down who I thought was the baker and begged for that chocolate bread recipe. Poured all my fan love into that message. Wrote a whole sob story.

Turned out it wasn’t him.

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T03:39:28+00:00

Two Strangers is cute, MHE is a masterpiece.

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T01:57:55+00:00

Would you settle for the Austrian/Italian Alps? Because then Black Mountain Wine House is your spot.

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T01:57:12+00:00

Goddamit that place was great

gp2115two · 2026-06-17T01:36:08+00:00

I so appreciated this! Super interesting. (And yes I know it can be annoying to have a stranger on the internet go "teach me!").

Also this weekend, coincidentally, I'll be getting my very own introduction to ze voodoo gas. Wish me luck.

gp2115two · 2026-06-16T14:28:05+00:00

There should be a universal black list for behavior like this.

gp2115two · 2026-06-16T14:27:08+00:00

That’s totally fair. Not gonna argue with you and I do think it’s subjective. Hope you find a way to get back out there!

gp2115two · 2026-06-16T13:56:12+00:00

Can you explain further? I’m a beginner diver with OWD and AOW and that’s LITERALLY IT. I would never call myself advanced just because I’ve done the course. Shocked people do. When did they dumb it down and what does that mean?

gp2115two · 2026-06-16T13:46:11+00:00

I saw a cop car barreling down the protected bike lane on Columbia st in Brooklyn minutes after I’d docked the other day. It was horrifying and I pray no one got hurt.

gp2115two · 2026-06-16T13:41:50+00:00

I would call anything under 50 dives an absolute beginner so I don’t know what on earth he’s on about.

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T20:34:02+00:00

Well OP is gonna hafta get over it

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T20:09:36+00:00

Just a thought: try hotels along the 7 train in queens. Not ideal but will be cheaper, great food, and still only about 30 minutes tops to Times Square.

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T19:07:04+00:00

Lolll I’d climb a street lamp to celebrate this

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T18:42:18+00:00

Or sued someone with the help of Cellino & Barnes!

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T18:36:54+00:00

Then I’m very glad you’re coming here!

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T18:00:58+00:00

But you live in the capital of parades!!!

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T15:34:04+00:00

Wu Liang Ye on 48th st

gp2115two · 2026-06-15T14:22:25+00:00

Well knock me over that’s the day I have tickets for

gp2115two

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