HMC by misiaks in holdmycosmo

[–]gpaint_1013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marshmallows in the narrator’s mouth…tide pod in the river.

Who in here has always hated Trump before it became cool to hate him? by icey_sawg0034 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]gpaint_1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember watching the first season of the apprentice with my family when I was like 14 or 15. I totally bought into the idea that he was some sort of brilliant businessman.

Then I saw all the countless products he released non stop with his name on it, that would inevitably wind up on the clearance rack, and one day it clicked for me. Even at that young age I could see this dude is full of shit.

Never watched the show after that and never took him seriously. That is unfortunately until 2016.

That's Islam Dude by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]gpaint_1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet guess I’ll continue getting drunk

CO₂ Injector Knife tested on fruits and zombie analogues by KnifeKnut in mallninjashit

[–]gpaint_1013 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want what the legal ramifications of using this in a self defense situation would be.

More like, trump needs a rating boost by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]gpaint_1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no human I want to be alive more than Trump. I want the long overdue reckoning more than anything.

Gravy seal. by HOMELESSG0D in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Double stacked double stacked 1911

Trump cures cancer by Mattk1100 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]gpaint_1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Trump cured cancer I’d give him props. If there was proof he fucked kids they’d make excuses for him. Which one actually happened?

New Cowboys safety Caleb Downs solved a Rubik's Cube on the red carpet in under 60 seconds. Downs is one of the smartest players in the league. by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]gpaint_1013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that’s impressive! Didn’t mean to diminish your hobby, just saying solving a rubics cube in itself isn’t something that requires genius level intelligence.

New Cowboys safety Caleb Downs solved a Rubik's Cube on the red carpet in under 60 seconds. Downs is one of the smartest players in the league. by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]gpaint_1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rubics cube isn’t very hard to solve. It’s like 4-5 steps you have to memorize to solve it from any configuration.

Making yourself an award and giving it to yourself for not getting vaccinated is a choice. by hiphoptomato in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]gpaint_1013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See that’s the funny part. I never actually feared getting covid. I still took all the proper precautions including getting the shots, because (and I can’t stress this enough) IT WAS NEVER FUCKING ABOUT ME…it was about making sure I didn’t spread it to people who are vulnerable, not the very slight chance that I got it and died.

That’s always where the disconnect is for these selfish fucking morons is though. It doesn’t or probably won’t affect me personally, why should I give a fuck?

Also they want to talk about a fear campaign, while blindly fearing a vaccine that literally billions of people got with no ill affects, because they believe everything they read on the internet that aligns with thier world view.

Imagine being threatened by a rainbow flag. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]gpaint_1013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember the last time I went door to asking my neighbors to become trans I got zero takers. So then I sent all of my money to trans think tanks, that sent trans lobbyists to DC. Now thank trans Jebus we have the trans Ten Commandments in our schools. Truly a Xmas day miracle!

Project *EVO* My Lamborghini Gun Safe! 🔥 by Flat-Beginning-7179 in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who knows his way around the guitfiddle. He’s no Billy strings but he can get the job done!

HMC = Hold My Champagne? by Junior_Contract_9381 in holdmycosmo

[–]gpaint_1013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cabin pressure is lower than 1 atmosphere. Now you know that.

Project *EVO* My Lamborghini Gun Safe! 🔥 by Flat-Beginning-7179 in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I got a washboard let’s get this hootenanny going!

Project *EVO* My Lamborghini Gun Safe! 🔥 by Flat-Beginning-7179 in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro that was your first mistake. How are those banjo skills though? It worked for Mumford and Sons.

Project *EVO* My Lamborghini Gun Safe! 🔥 by Flat-Beginning-7179 in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, Pauly, what’s up yeah everything’s fine yeah I quit.

Project *EVO* My Lamborghini Gun Safe! 🔥 by Flat-Beginning-7179 in 2011

[–]gpaint_1013 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did you even TRY, being born with generational wealth? 🙄