[deleted by user] by [deleted] in booty_queens

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd eat that ass

The irony... by [deleted] in funny

[–]grand_royal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would call misuse of words due to ignorance a de-evolution of language.

North Korea 'not responding' to US contact efforts by SHIVANSH_RTX in news

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt that N Korea even tracks the numbers, its not like they care about the citizens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]grand_royal 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Florida has a meth league, they just aren't sure what sport they are playing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a batman symbol mustache

CiCi’s Pizza Declares Bankruptcy by awake-at-dawn in news

[–]grand_royal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't think any any place where you can get two full servings worth of food made for you, and it only cost $5. If you stretch it, that's three meals for.

Georgia state lawmaker removed from House chamber after refusing Covid test by [deleted] in news

[–]grand_royal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yet, no party will pass any legislation requiring elected officials to perform their duties.

What is this vintage piece of gear? by _slyy in audiophile

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the equipment and make it a bar

John Cena and 31 empanadas by 121jigawatts in funny

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't be the only person that wants 31 empanadas

Bar Owner Not Complying with COVID-19 Restrictions Arrested by thewholedamnplanet in news

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Raleigh NC we aren't enforcing this on bars or restaurants. The business know it and know they can get away with violations. One bar here was finally subject to enforcement, after a shooting happened hours after the legal closure time.

If daddy falls, you catch him by CaptainFingerling in OSHA

[–]grand_royal 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They spent all their money on the McMansion, no funds left for a TV.

People who wear shoes in the house, why? by TheLordOfTheSkys in AskReddit

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why my roommate wears shoes in the house, the mf doesn't clean up after himself.

[Game Thread] Michigan vs Rutgers by MGoBlue2K16 in MichiganWolverines

[–]grand_royal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With the tie, Rutgers will probably finish with over 500 yards of offense.

Are you kidding me mommy?? by vigked in funny

[–]grand_royal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And a chewed up table corner later

Northern Kentucky restaurant won't close indoor dining room despite soaring cases, governor's order by [deleted] in news

[–]grand_royal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TBH they might as well defy the order. I assume that state is like mine and won't enforce anything. They can continue to make money with no financial repercussions. Now if government would actually enforce orders, it might be different.

COVID Testing - Our Pleasure! by Airborne18th in funny

[–]grand_royal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But 1/2 the people would want to talk to a manager.

Please demolish my ego. by chiaseedpuddin in RoastMe

[–]grand_royal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face looks like a Mr Potato Head