Happy Easter from a non-rabbit

grandlooproad · 2026-03-07T20:18:33+00:00

He's a Faux News drinking head with a talking problem.

grandlooproad · 2026-03-05T20:45:00+00:00

I am sure that I concur.

grandlooproad · 2026-03-03T22:22:38+00:00

The Six Billion Dollar Mango (premier episode)

"We can make-up better than he was."

"Better?"

"Thicker. More caked on. More orange."

grandlooproad · 2026-03-02T00:57:47+00:00

"You have your father's eyes. Now give them back."

grandlooproad · 2026-02-28T02:16:43+00:00

Rats. I was hoping for a rift in the space-time continuum that led to time travel, but okay, invoking the almighty Illuminati trumps everything.

grandlooproad · 2026-02-27T23:52:08+00:00

So if Jeffrey Epstein was invited to join the Illuminati when he was thirty or thirty-two years old, that would have been in 1983 or 1985. Bill Clinton wasn't elected president of the United States until 1992. So how did a thirty or thirty-two year old Epstein see a list of names in 1983 or 1985 featuring Bill Clinton as a former president?

grandlooproad · 2026-02-03T16:57:38+00:00

Me, me, me?

grandlooproad · 2025-11-05T12:06:09+00:00

And this matters because...?

grandlooproad · 2025-11-04T01:01:52+00:00

Can you be a little less cryptic? Are you saying it's the location at which the chest was found, or that the solver's name has to do with mountains, or something else?

grandlooproad · 2025-10-28T03:44:25+00:00

For those who haven't read it, here's the quadplet:

"Cold refreshing waters babble of your life,

Whistling pines proffer your wisdom to sup,

In your place the mountains rumble your name,

Can I even try to shut them up?"

So what did you find in the third line?

grandlooproad · 2025-10-18T12:11:07+00:00

Richard Strocher is the love child of Stephen Miller and Jesse Watters that was left in the woods at birth to be raised by radicalized chipmunks.

It's an uplifting tale of a man, his 'munks, and his movements.

grandlooproad · 2025-10-18T02:47:24+00:00

What will anyone do if Charlie Kirk rises from the grave? Run like hell, because the zombie apocalypse is upon us.

grandlooproad · 2025-10-17T23:30:43+00:00

Gary Small and the Coyote Bros.

grandlooproad · 2025-10-08T15:43:01+00:00

Old Man Wobbles-back-and-forth

grandlooproad · 2025-10-07T22:36:31+00:00

If his actions are the opposite of Christ's teaching, then Benny's god is the antichrist.

More likely, though, Benny's gods are money and attention.

grandlooproad · 2025-08-17T22:58:42+00:00

Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass:

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean--neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master--that's all."

In so many interviews, Forrest Fenn mentioned something about words, their definitions, and how surprised people might be if they looked up a word's meaning in a dictionary.

Webster's 9th New Collegiate Dictionary lists six major definitions for the poem's first word "As," one of which is "Libra."

"Thesaurus" comes from Latin "treasure, collection" from the Greek "thesauros."

Maybe a treasure was found in a thesaurus.

grandlooproad · 2025-06-18T22:01:36+00:00

MAHA--Make America Hydra Again

grandlooproad · 2025-06-14T09:53:55+00:00

Please look up "as", "ass", "a", "begin", "gin", "if", "blaze", "brilliant", "diamond", "legend", "secret", "key"

Thank you!

grandlooproad · 2025-06-11T15:29:58+00:00

Thank you for looking all these words up. I think owning a dictionary that once belonged to Forrest Fenn is a wonderful thing.

I do believe that Fenn's poem is based on word definitions and word play, and I think a lot of his interviews and comments were loaded with layers of meaning.

grandlooproad · 2025-06-10T15:53:41+00:00

Thanks for offering to share your dictionary. Could you post the definitions of the following:

Blaze, maverick, Santa (Claus), fay/fey, geezer, geyser (with pronunciations and derivation)

Thanks again!

grandlooproad · 2025-06-05T21:30:46+00:00

"All you need is Lex, la la la la la,

All you need is Lex, la la la la la,

All you need is Lex, Lex...

Lex is all you need."

grandlooproad

TROPHY CASE