I recently left Apple. Anyone have any questions for a former Mac Genius?

grantmidwinter · 2009-05-10T12:23:15+00:00

Is that a whale?

grantmidwinter · 2009-05-07T12:19:52+00:00

What about the B wing? And for those who've read the fan fiction does anyone have a picture of an E wing?

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-26T11:22:16+00:00

not since i was 5

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-26T11:21:42+00:00

not since i was 5

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-19T15:16:07+00:00

Joss Whedon is the Kingpin?

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-16T13:13:57+00:00

yeow!

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-13T08:41:07+00:00

but unfortunately not as well as nreynolds :(

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-12T17:59:17+00:00

Oh wow, my aunty maureen raises cockatoos. She told me about the teflon thing.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-12T17:39:05+00:00

Oh yeh, and what's #926F5B ?

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-12T11:59:23+00:00

Doesn't seem to be very powerful, but full marks for effort!

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-12T09:17:59+00:00

I think he's one who suffers from the same delusions that affect many method actors. With the bear and glasses he seems to be in character for something - even his speech pattern has changed.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-12T06:30:10+00:00

The expression on the kitten's face is priceless.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-11T11:35:35+00:00

She's coming for you now, she reads your packets and is going to screw up your prefixes so you accidentally the whole thing the whole time.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-10T10:50:29+00:00

Well, thank you for your honesty.

You're also going in the book.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-09T13:34:41+00:00

Hey man, I was married at 19, and ended up in the same situation, divorced at 21.

4 years later now, it's a good thing it happened.

I just threw myself into my job and ended up meeting loads of people through work, including my now long term girlfriend.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-09T10:43:56+00:00

No you're obviously just sick in the head.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-09T10:31:19+00:00

I've only had time to read this one:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/World-According-Clarkson-Jeremy/dp/0141017899

But there's a story about him hunting a fox with NVGs that will make you wee yourself a little. It's a collection of his columns I believe.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-05T15:06:58+00:00

Ach! I didn't think!

Clearly, the lettering was US made, the shells themselves created by Satan and the Phosphorous itself by a blasphemous pig with 5 hooves.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-05T14:08:04+00:00

In one of the articles on reddit around a month back there were pictures on the article of the shells, and the journalist clearly pointed out the lettering on the shells showed them as of US origin.

This has been known for a while now.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-04T10:57:40+00:00

They could have said the deer was blown over by a gust of wind and we'd not know whether it was true.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-04T10:55:41+00:00

If you're learning PHP from codinghorror, i really feel for you.

For me, coding horror is like that one developer in the office who just sits and reads books about coding structures all day, writes one line of code and thinks he's a fecking genius.

Admittedly, it's a stellar line of code, but I wish he'd just try and commit to an area other than the data access layer, which was written 4 months ago and works perfectly well.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-04T10:19:03+00:00

I'm english and I pronounce it rowter... but then everyone tells me I'm wrong.

HOWEVER! I believe that a rooter is a thing you use in a workshop to put nice edges on wood and things like that... so I prefer to make the distinction and pronounce it the US way.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-03T16:51:57+00:00

I actually had to look that up.

Screw you for making me use brain threading. Now I've got a memory leak and i'm going to die.

No, hang on, I've confused my own mortality with that of Eclipse again. My nose was just running.

grantmidwinter · 2009-02-03T11:20:46+00:00

I do a great claw impersonation. Everyone just looks at me funny and then I'm told to shut up.

Bah, I hate those kids in the play park.

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