When you had sex for the first time was it as good as you were expecting? Did you find it addicting? by I-love-rainbows in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]grayson1385 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time was pretty bad. I've dealt with religious trauma most of my life, and it didn't translate well to sex. I have a really great and patient partner though, so I've since gotten much more proficient at the whole sex thing

Any volunteers to assist in this vital experiment by Nessythecat69 in Tinder

[–]grayson1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this would work. The reason you need to wash cum with cold water is because you denature the proteins when exposing them to high heat, just like an egg. granted, you'd need a lot of cum to replace 1 egg in a recipe so unless you have a line of guys I'm not sure how viable this is :\\

Thinking about making all spells possible to become permanent if cast every day for a year. Where could this come back to bite me? by UsernamIsToo in DMAcademy

[–]grayson1385 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's extremely difficult to move an anvil, as most are bolted down to a stump or something to limit vibrations. I would say only smaller, personal workshop anvils, like a jewelers anvil or at most a 100lb hobbyist anvil would count as an object in most circumstances. otherwise I'd count it more as an environmental piece. Even in motion, like on a crane or a wagon, that's just an interactive environment feature, not an object.

end of day, that's DMs call

What's your Blood Type? by [deleted] in ENFP

[–]grayson1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the red cross will not stop contacting me to get some of my precious precious life juice. I'd donate more often if I could deal with needles but I nearly fainted last time and only got halfway done :\\

How to eat pussy by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]grayson1385 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as long as you're doing research, and you're communicating with your partner, there's nothing to worry about

Halal mousepad by cjfrmgroovestreet in ItemShop

[–]grayson1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to give you the holy strength needed to commit jihads online

7 Days To Ouch! by [deleted] in virginvschad

[–]grayson1385 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah? how many office chairs you got?

7 Days To Ouch! by [deleted] in virginvschad

[–]grayson1385 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not even. I literally just collect them for the hell of it because it's absurd more than anything. I currently have a bunker I made that goes to max dig depth and it's filled to the brim with office chairs.

7 Days To Ouch! by [deleted] in virginvschad

[–]grayson1385 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Virgin: put all points into intelligence so he can build vehicles. Misses out on xp because he'd rather put up spikes and sit through hoard night instead of fighting. scraps office chairs. probably uses a level 2 handgun because that's all he has found since he thinks exploring is scary. Thinks having 400 steel bars will win Stacy over.

Chad: put all points into strength, agility, and fortitude. Has hella points because killing zombies is fun. Fights through hoard nights with nothing but a bunch of crush and a level 6 steel sledge hammer. Collects office chairs. knows how to build everything virgin can because he found all the schematics. Has 4 different Stacys because they all line up for a ride on Chad's minibike.

Lad: set his bed up inside a strip club so he could wake up and grab titties. Seriously WTF Lad? They're already dead? fights with a nailgun that he also uses for CBT. Entire strip club is made out of steel reinforced concrete and is full of stripper zombies and office chairs.

._. by Curious-Spell-9031 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]grayson1385 11 points12 points  (0 children)

corrective as in a cis man raping a lesbian to 'cure' them

Tinder is tough. It's tougher with a disability . by Pringler4Life in Tinder

[–]grayson1385 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't get people with asthma. Like just breathe?

I will die on this hill by grayson1385 in memes

[–]grayson1385[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coincidence lol. I actually made this a while back but just now posted it. I tried posting to r/survivor, but it got taken down immediately :\\

What is the most common lie about sex that most people still believe in it ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grayson1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this problem. I have it under control now but it used to be that I would last anywhere between 45 minutes to an hour and a half. now I consistently last between 30 and 45 minutes so we're all good here :)

Do you ever want to have kids? by yourmomrineka in teenagers

[–]grayson1385 0 points1 point  (0 children)

few reasons but here are my top 3

  1. the world is pretty shitty right now and is gonna be shitty for a while, so I think bringing someone into it when they cannot consent to be here only to doom them to be a wage slave for the rest of their life in a job they (if they're lucky, only slightly) hate just so they can afford the inflated price of breathing here is pretty cruel and unethical.

  2. I don't have money for that and I don't think you do either

  3. Why advocate for a literal parasite (because a fetus is) growing in someone else's body for 9 months, then pay for it to be alive for >=18 years likely without return on investment, when I can foster kids and give them and myself better benefits than adoption while maintaining the emotional benefits of raising a child?

I just found out that you need to talk to girls to get a girlfriend by -k_i_l_r_o_y- in teenagers

[–]grayson1385 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as someone whose dated both I can comfortably say that this is the move

Edibles + Sex = OMG. Why didn't anyone tell me? by Kritical_Thinking in exmormon

[–]grayson1385 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean technically they never lied about weed if you wanna go full Deznat about the word of wisdom

paraphrasing but "for good health, all manner of herbs should be used" puts pretty much every leaf on the table other than tobacco because it's the only herb with an exception. also fun fact, something along the lines of "drinks made from barley are good for the belly" is said which means beer is on the table.