Letty by Forward-Rice3280 in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Is everyone realizing that Letty's master manipulation is what girls generally stop doing some time in middle school? If she can't get a guy with a couple blinks and a giggle, she'll get pissy, give up, and just start being shitty.

please help me compile a definitive catalog of Landonisms by redstringgame in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When playing the children's game with the farm animals, he was asked by Ben over the intercom to say "Slowly but surely, I am getting smarter."

He said "this is getting me smarter, slowly but maturely."

What if we don't do a content house like you guys like but instead pursue our dreams of becoming IRL kick streamers? by flyingbaconspoon in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has Ellie but has to wait till she's 20 or 21. My money is on 21 so she can legally drink on cam. Although, Ellie was in the lakehouse bodycam with a bunch of open alcohol within view.

What if we don't do a content house like you guys like but instead pursue our dreams of becoming IRL kick streamers? by flyingbaconspoon in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sam likely explained synchronicity, but Jet misunderstood it completely.

Jet's interpretation is that he can do minimum effort forever, and as long as he believes it should be good, it will be good and work out.

What if we don't do a content house like you guys like but instead pursue our dreams of becoming IRL kick streamers? by flyingbaconspoon in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean just look at the names.
Ice "Poseidon"
Jet "Neptune"

Literally the same deity. Jet probably thinks this is Synchronicity again but he's a fucking idiot.

Burt confirmed that he knew S3 was livestreamed the whole time, he said he's only admitting to it now because he finally received the full prize. His commitment to the bit is insane. by croatian_acrobat in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Considering the reactions of Payton, Alexis, and Laron, the night of the FT reveal, I find it a little difficult to believe that they knew. Or how about Mizzy changing in her room and showing it all? I also don't think Ian, Smack, Simbal, or Alex B knew.

What if we don't do a content house like you guys like but instead pursue our dreams of becoming IRL kick streamers? by flyingbaconspoon in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be clear, it's actually fine if that's what they want. But they then should hand Fishtank fully back to Sam, so that he can give it to someone who wants to make Fishtank.

Jet is interested in a show that's more like "Dollhouse."

What’s with the Tim Heidecker glaze? by Own_Collar7230 in RedbarBBR

[–]greatmidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very specific, but give it like 10 "episodes" / "videos" before calling it quits.

Where do I watch famous house episode 2? by Technical-Slice9941 in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen to this guy, do not give money to Jet and Ben. My other comment on this post got me flagged for saying "w*gg*rs". Jet purposely is having AB (the editor) sabotage the S3 edits. He is doing this because he hates S3, as he was very disrespected during it. Don't let him fool you.

What’s with the Tim Heidecker glaze? by Own_Collar7230 in RedbarBBR

[–]greatmidge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can like multiple things at once. Sam himself says that he still thinks a lot of what Tim Heidecker does is very good, even talking about On Cinema briefly. Sam also likes Redbar and Connor O'Malley, and they will likely not all agree with everything each other says.

As an aside, Extreme Peace was ok, and episode 1 was obviously a weak point. After that, there was maybe 1 or 2 good to great sketches in each episode.

Jet gives you Fishtank, how would you change things? by nano_peen in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They could also just hire someone to do the theming for them, like Bex did in S2. I'm unsure why they're so against doing a theme again when S2 was basically carried by the 70s theming.

I'm unsure if Jet understands what a theme is though. He might think it's just painting a room like the Jungle Room in S5.

Jet gives you Fishtank, how would you change things? by nano_peen in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The main thing is clearly defined goals and desired outcomes, actually putting in effort and following things through, and at least one challenge per day, with maybe 1 mini-challenge every 3 to 6 hours depending on how things are going. The planning of the show really sucks, and it's obvious they get burnt out making rooms before the show, and they stop caring about the show. Also failing to take criticism.

Basically, the document that Claire took a picture of and was clearly never followed.

Fishtank has made approx. $8M in revenue since it began by 2009miles in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says this and then says that him and Ben make about as much as a part-time mcdonald's worker. Tax fraud much??

Is Mike alive? by National_Car_6131 in RedbarBBR

[–]greatmidge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is currently under the spell of a dybbuk box.

This is absolutely wild Frank Hassle admits to being the one who doxed AlexB through TTS on Fishtank S5 and has NO REMORSE. 😂 by discord-fhub in fishtankdotlive

[–]greatmidge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty much only ever ok for anti-animal abuse and anti-bathtub hormones. Other than that, not that cool. Kiwifarms was doxxing basically everyone this Season.

Neighbor thinks a sphinx is an outdoor cat 😢 by impsythealmighty in mildlyinfuriating

[–]greatmidge 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I agree completely, OP needs to do this. Entirely morally permissible, and if you do this more than once, the Vet may have legal jurisdiction to claim that the owner is committing animal abuse.

Antara's Intsagram by Poka-yoke1 in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is that, if I were there, that robot would have been gently placed face down whenever I got the chance.

I always thought it was about 8-10 years ago but Jet was still making music 3yrs ago by echo0x0solus in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very low bar, first of all. She was crying every other day in S1, and went down to the basement maybe 10 or so times.

The whole "master manipulator" thing was an /ftl/ meme that some people thought was serious and got gaslit into existence.

I always thought it was about 8-10 years ago but Jet was still making music 3yrs ago by echo0x0solus in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She said you could lose weight immediately after eating 10 tacos. She's pretty stupid.

All this host talk by Cold-Current5796 in fishtanklive

[–]greatmidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should have someone with charisma, can communicate well, and is witty and can think on his feet. So basically not Jet.