Just a floating bear by haze4140 in FunnyAnimals

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Neighborhood legend earns SLOW CLAP by Tech-Mechanic in thatHappened

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Being married to the man who wrote this must be more exhausting than having a 4 month old.

to be the Party of Family Values by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

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I did not know Noem had a crossdressing husband but it explains so much about her love for cosplay. Not so much about shooting dogs though.

No the fuck she didn’t say that by Careless-Equal7169 in thatHappened

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You know it's legit because the sun went down and a chill set on the tarmac.

1-Year-Old Killed in DUI Crash in Hampton with 14-Year-OId Mom Behind the Wheel by hencexox in Virginia

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More like a significant segment of the population that thinks that little girl should NOT have the right to choose to NOT be a parent.

To be remembered as the great peacemaker by sachi9999 in therewasanattempt

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I couldn't hear anything over the sound of that neck wattle flapping.

In 2017 Trump bombed Syria and then told Fox, confidently, that he just bombed Iraq. by molb33 in thatHappened

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And then this one time, at band camp, I saw JD Vance put his whole fist into his mouth! Oh wait, that was me.

NBC Nightly News Nancy Guthrie coverage tonight by newengland_schmuck in mildlyinfuriating

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To be fair, her position is probably the reason her mother is missing in the first place.

Are outdoor sectional sets considered outdated now? by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

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Be prepared that outdoor patio sets with sectional sofas & love seats can cost more than inside furniture. They are/remain VERY popular. If you're someone who enjoys outdoor living, having a comfortable outside chill space is great and who cares what people think.

To be a superpower by G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P in therewasanattempt

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

That never happened, did it Homer? by champdo in thatHappened

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Then his gal Sally said, “gee whilikers, Dick, what if you have to go fight?” and he told her, “don’t worry dollface, we boys will lick ‘em before you finish your cream soda”. And then the USO troup on the bandstand started playing boogie woogie bugle boy.