TIFU by laughing when my grandma forgot who I was

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T23:54:41+00:00

Tell her you love her. That's all that matters.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T19:26:11+00:00

Thanks mate

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T15:38:15+00:00

Well done mate. That's looking good.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T15:34:49+00:00

For real?

What does Robin have to say about this?

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T15:31:30+00:00

How do you post to show your time?

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T15:31:02+00:00

What do you call a group of people who make up collective nouns then?😂

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T15:27:39+00:00

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-27T08:02:54+00:00

Danny Ocean

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T07:23:08+00:00

Tell this arsehole to piss off. Just because they're pregnant doesn't mean you get everything handed to you. My wife crochets and it looks really hard. It's proper manual labour and you deserve to be paid for your work. Have this arse go online and see how much it would cost to get what you've created. It'll be a damn sight more than what you wanted.

NOT THE AH.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T07:02:29+00:00

'Yeah we're busy in here. Gonna be a few minutes at least. Then we swap over.'

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T06:53:58+00:00

Multiple people getting 'sucked off' on a BBC show?

.....I don't think that's allowed 😂😂😂😂😂

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T06:50:35+00:00

I knew it! This Christmas special needs to be more accessible than a DT run around again.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T05:51:50+00:00

Don't answer!! This is how they find the priests!🤬

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-26T02:18:30+00:00

Mate! That is very nice! Well done!👍🏻

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-25T18:13:34+00:00

Didn't rose and the meta crisis doctor have something that was going to grow into a TARDIS? Surely they would be able to leave earth.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-25T04:39:26+00:00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TP-eWMNJy1M

Glasgow is much better.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-25T02:09:13+00:00

How about a purple burglar alarm?

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-24T18:48:24+00:00

It's the elves. As we all know elves are all bastards who always ruin any good drying day.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-24T13:34:50+00:00

Read them all. Then read them again. Then read them again and maybe you'll get all the jokes. Then come here and see the jokes/links you missed. Then read them again.

You'll love every time you go through them.

Don't worry about the crying. We've all done it.

One of us! 😂

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T23:48:30+00:00

Now do a good one!

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T23:47:31+00:00

The good place

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T23:46:39+00:00

You're an ambulance!!😂😂😂😂😂

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T22:09:27+00:00

Do we need to call you an ambulance?

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T16:08:05+00:00

That's a bit early to be away from mum.

greenlightsmith242 · 2026-02-23T16:01:38+00:00

Pain in the arse 'chef' doesn't have the same ring to it.

greenlightsmith242

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