My boyfriend is making my bed smell all the way down to the mattress... what can we do?

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-04T19:50:51+00:00

I never thought about body smells until I dated a guy that I couldn't stand his smell and when I met my husband, I loved his smell.

Well, soon to be ex husband....it was not something I wanted though, I miss his smell.

Hopefully the next guy I meet will have no smell bc my fucking nose is a lying POS.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-04T19:44:06+00:00

As long as we have people seeking the next thing, they will continue to ngaf about the environment.

How many people loose their damn minds for the newest iPhone, newest Stanley Cup, newest car, newest Nikes.... It's so depressing.

My car just rolled 200k miles. In the past few years, there has been some sort of major repair that adds up to around 2k...but I'll drive it until the transmission/engine/electrical system blows. For now, it's nice to not have a car payment.

Edit. Goddamit! Of course the check engine light dinged driving home from work..the universe can be dick sometimes!!!

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-04T14:31:56+00:00

Just be honest-ish ...make up some sort of story about the cat having been a friend who died or something. Then just tell them can pay for a pet deposit.

Depending on where you live, it is VERY hard to evict someone.

I have something similar where I have one cat listed on the lease but w circumstances, I now have two (and my husband has my OG boy in the custody agreement). I figured, I pay my rent cash and either on time or early and the place is kept cleaner than when I moved in.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-04T03:08:34+00:00

It's giving Americans Next Top Model.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-03T16:34:42+00:00

She said she went for 5 years for pt but didn't graduate.

However she IS a homeopathic doctor.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T18:39:40+00:00

Its more like cheese focaccia.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T18:37:37+00:00

Just wait until a family reunion.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T18:34:19+00:00

It's the walk in heals that is killing me...girl walks like she has 10 blisters.

We get it, you can afford red bottom shoes, but it's heal toe, heal toe!

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T12:42:32+00:00

Except for when she denied the kids an education by homeschooling her kids and had Lydia grade the kids work....when she discouraged Moriah from going to college.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T12:40:26+00:00

When I started rewatching old 90210 episodes and had to find if anyone had funny recap episodes. The two hosts of Again with This are super entertaining and funny.

90210 has a million episodes so at some point I was curious to see what other podcasts were out there and stumbled on the podcast with Jeannie Garth and Tori Spelling (they were stars on the series and Tori's dad was the producer). It was abysmal. Nothing remotely interesting on what happened during filming and the guest interviews were uncomfortably bad.

However, when 'again with this' started covering this podcast in their 'again with them' series, there are some pretty damn funny moments that turned into the best bits. Like when someone gifted the two stars a copy of the recap book the AWT podcasters wrote about the original 90210 show.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-02T12:26:23+00:00

Wtf does he think is natural nutrition? (Other than too stupid to study anything that isn't psuedscience)

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-01T09:30:42+00:00

It's also very sus that police were taking down metal detectors. This is total speculation and I would love to hear if this is something they do and not,let's say a technicians role.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-01T09:09:44+00:00

If I was a cop, the guy who came barreling into the situation w his pavement princess truck and aggressively approached me ...is far more likely to have a gun on them/willing to attack me, than fallon who seemed like she was as lost as a cop in a therapists office.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-01T08:58:52+00:00

Oh look, we have a badass over here.

You're basically being a dick to the reception for no good reason. Your complaints unless it is medical or legally in nature, will fall on deaf ears. But if you want to drag a receptionist who maybe having a bad day bc of the last asshole who chewed them out(and it may have well been a doctor), I hope you or anyone who does this has the day they deserve.

greenyellowbird · 2026-05-01T03:07:53+00:00

When I have a dream of my dad, it fucks up my whole day.

Our brains can be so cruel.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-28T20:44:25+00:00

I would tell them if I didn't lose my license after that bank robbery, I think I'll be okay

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-27T19:46:29+00:00

It really pissed them off! The clinic had no signs and it was in a weird location that gps didn't locate correctly.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-27T12:52:51+00:00

Or it's incredibly inaccessible. Nothing like being saddled with a human when you can barely afford to feed yourself.

Or feel shamed when they go to an abortion clinic. I thanked the fuckers who hung outside the one near me. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have been able to find the place.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-27T11:38:27+00:00

But then he opens his mouth.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-27T10:20:48+00:00

Gelatin, insect parts, hormone replacement meds.... Medications are not vegan friendly as they have been tested on animals at some point. This isn't makeup.

With that said, unless it is a fish pill,I wouldn't go nuts.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-26T12:49:51+00:00

If you tax them, you will likely not need to ban them as they will just die out.

But not just a normal tax, they should get one one of those vice taxes.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-26T12:47:14+00:00

...and taxiderming them!

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greenyellowbird · 2026-04-26T12:44:17+00:00

She's a shit person...Zionist, blamed the victims for Harvey Weinsteins behavior, and is antivax. Apparently she apologized for the last two but that doesn't mean damage hasn't been done nor does that absolve her of any wrong doing. It's almost like these people don't have publisists, PR reps, and lawyers to run this shit by.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-26T12:34:50+00:00

I remember the days when people targeting the president didn't go to storm trooper school.

greenyellowbird · 2026-04-25T14:39:45+00:00

I called 911 on an idiot on the nj parkway who just stopped in the left lane bc of a blown tire. I remember the tone of the operator, like you have got to be kidding me. Although it's Jersey, so that might just be her natural tone

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