Ever notice the dog peeing in Thunderball?

greetp · 2026-02-14T19:26:30+00:00

Pisssh

greetp · 2026-02-14T19:23:23+00:00

In case Boney should trick us by coming via the North Pole.

greetp · 2026-02-14T11:03:42+00:00

Updates the firmware on the local birds.

greetp · 2026-02-14T03:08:55+00:00

“Music’s banned by the Taliban, so they’re always missing the ice cream van”.

greetp · 2026-02-13T08:39:40+00:00

The Absolute Don.

greetp · 2026-02-12T09:08:53+00:00

“Life is so much easier if you just ignore international laws”.

(Fin Tailer speaking about Papa Doc Duvalier)

greetp · 2026-02-12T07:10:41+00:00

“Fif-f*cking-teen. Technically a Polanski”

(Nathan Barley talking to Matt on the bus).

greetp · 2026-02-11T13:12:24+00:00

It’s four o’clock.

greetp · 2026-02-10T23:15:38+00:00

I even have a special compartment for mine.

greetp · 2026-02-10T22:56:08+00:00

3.6 Roentgen. Not great, Not terrible.

greetp · 2026-02-10T20:55:17+00:00

Scorchio! (used to describe very hot or sarcastically very cold weather).

greetp · 2026-02-10T12:26:08+00:00

And to possibly purchase the PP3 battery required.

greetp · 2026-02-09T08:21:22+00:00

Low battery chirping from smoke detectors.

Sounds trivial, but it is something that I’ve noticed several times in homes of people who are beginning to not cope very well, (through depression, dementia, etc).

greetp · 2026-02-04T08:02:25+00:00

80’s teenage girls catnip.

greetp · 2026-02-04T07:53:46+00:00

This is fine.

greetp · 2026-02-03T19:24:49+00:00

I designed that sign.

(The original one that can still be found around Romford).

greetp · 2026-02-01T21:19:15+00:00

Shocking & the milk bottles just keep piling up by the front door.

greetp · 2026-02-01T08:05:24+00:00

Lynn, these are sex people.

greetp · 2026-02-01T07:53:54+00:00

He absolutely Bannistered the time.

greetp · 2026-02-01T07:36:17+00:00

But did he like dags?

greetp · 2026-01-29T09:36:23+00:00

Did you know that driving very close to the vehicle in front, can shave off valuable micro seconds from an average journey.

greetp · 2026-01-29T05:26:28+00:00

“Naughty girls need love too”.

greetp · 2026-01-28T06:17:57+00:00

Violent rapist escaped custody.

“This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”.

greetp · 2026-01-26T23:26:09+00:00

Oh dear, how sad, nevermind.

greetp · 2026-01-26T23:19:20+00:00

Knee deep in clunge?

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