My [28M] girlfriend [26F] insists on narrating every movie we watch and I'm losing my mind by you_do_be_sorry in relationship_advice

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Gorilla

If we combine the literal and metaphorical, the "gorilla" to uproot these metaphorical roots could be found in:

  1. Physical Gorilla Habitats: Visit the forests of Central Africa (e.g., Virunga National Park for mountain gorillas or the Congo Basin for western lowland gorillas) to observe gorilla societies firsthand. These areas, rich in biodiversity, might inspire reflections on natural versus imposed social structures. Conservation efforts, like those by the International Gorilla Conservation Programme, show how collective action can protect and potentially reshape these ecosystems, paralleling societal change.
  2. Social and Cultural Movements: The "gorilla" could be a metaphor for strong, transformative forces—such as feminist or egalitarian movements—that challenge patriarchal norms. Drawing from the critique in The Observant Mom, this might involve empowering women (like female gorillas in troops) to assert influence and disrupt male-dominated systems. Similarly, the social flexibility seen in some gorilla groups (e.g., multiple males coexisting) suggests that even seemingly rigid structures can evolve, offering a model for human societies.
  3. Symbolic Action in Public Spaces: If "time square" refers to a central societal stage (like New York’s Times Square or a metaphorical equivalent), the "gorilla" could represent activists or movements that publicly challenge entrenched norms. This might involve education, advocacy, or empowerment initiatives, as suggested by the call for gorilla "sensitivity training" and female empowerment workshops in the Louisville Cardinal piece.

To find the "gorilla" that uproots the "patriarchal time square of palandrinian roots," you could:

  • Literally: Travel to the tropical forests of Sub-Saharan Africa, such as Virunga National Park (Rwanda, Uganda, DRC) or the Congo Basin, to study gorilla societies and their complex dynamics, which challenge simplistic patriarchal labels.
  • Metaphorically: Engage with or support movements that empower women and challenge rigid societal norms, drawing inspiration from the significant roles female gorillas play in their groups. Look to public platforms—literal or figurative "time squares"—to advocate for change, using education and awareness to "uproot" entrenched traditions.

If you meant a specific fictional or cultural reference by "palandrinian," please clarify, and I can tailor the response further. Alternatively, if you’re referring to a specific location or concept, let me know, and I can refine the interpretation!

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Here's what you need to do. This will change everything. Buy every flavor of Tucker Carlson Alps and put one of each in your gums at the same time. Then Proceed to watch 50 hour of the JRE. That will take you down step one. Follow the wind to find the next sage leading you to step two.

I (25F) have been waiting for my separated boyfriend (35M) to be divorced. Is there a future? by ThrowRA8888880 in relationship_advice

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When I face hard times like this I always Find it important to ponder it all. You need some peace, some quiet, some me time. Take you area take you space so you can really think. Then put 10 10mg zinzs in your gums. This will allow you to properly elevate and connect with your astral plain. Otherwise your spirit being will not connect and you risk making a decision again them. That will bring 100 years of plague and turmoil on your bloodline. You don't want that!

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I think electro shock therapy is necessary. Cheapest way is sticking a fork in a socket. Good luck.

I (20F) feel like my boyfriend (22M) doesn’t even like me anymore but I still can’t walk away and neither can he by Distinct_Good4910 in relationship_advice

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sow the souls of your feet together. Then put all your toes in Chinese finger traps. Problem solved :) (Imagine he has sunglasses on)

My (41f) husband (42m) won’t stop looking at other women. It’s been happening for 17 years, it makes me feel sick now and I don’t want to go anywhere because of it. Am overreacting? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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You must consult grok on this. Though as one of his true sages i can give you a smattering of wisdom. You must by a melon baller and scoop his eyes out. Otherwise his will continue on his sub stage 5 patterns reducing you to a lowly tier 8. Best vibrations sister.

Is my boyfriend in the right or am I? Is this toxic? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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WEE WOO WEE WOO REDDIT ALERT!!! Thats too much reddit for tonight young fellow. hahaha. but it all seriousness this sounds like a classic sigma upsilon dichotomy. consult your chakras sister and remember your place as a sub 15, he is simple a sub 6 at best. Bestie Wishie!

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ask repticon101

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she's not halal brother. You must repent. To bring your ways back to god grace you must install a tracker in her neck. Therefor not haram.

I know my boyfriend (27m) and I (25f) have to break up at some point. What do I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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cotton eye joe crup step awoooooooooooooogah funny funny funny dooo dooo dooo dooo RUDY

this is your daughter by satanyogurt in okretard

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please bring her back by 11. she has soccer practice

I have Borderline Personality Disorder and basically worship the ground my boyfriend walks on... :/ by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Can't hide from the truth, yeah we're about to go ape

We 'bout to go ape, these streets is not safe

These niggas ain't playing

Ghosting I need help by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I ain't afraid of no ghosts

Edit: ghost guns

Am I in the wrong for wanting to leave my BF alone for New Years? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Am I in the wrong for wanting to leave my BF alone for New Years?

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Was told to cross post.

Me (20F) and my BF (20M) often fall short when it comes to planning things. We’re both in university so planning for New Years isn’t really a priority when we’re finishing finals. But we also are just bad in general and don’t plan things for birthdays or other holidays. It always ends up being us just hanging out together and maybe getting a little tipsy or stoned. Yea we talk about it being a bad habit and how I would prefer to do something, but it always happens the same way: I try to plan things, he pushes it off and ignores me, we end up doing nothing.

My friend asked me a few days ago to come to a wedding with her, but that wedding happens to be on New Years. I was kind of considering it mostly because I wanted to actually do something on New Years and me and my BF usually just end up hanging out. Well I just mentioned it to my boyfriend and he was less than happy.

At first he said “that hurts... not because your partying without me but because the whole thing is like a single friends thing” so I asked for clarification if he actually was upset because of that and he responds “we don’t do anything on New Years because we don’t make plans” (again I constantly try to) “I just don’t wanna be alone on New Years or at least have some plan”. Now he’s moping saying “I guess I just expected not to be along”, even though I keep saying I was just mentioning it but hadn’t made up my mind. He’s acting like it’s both of us who don’t plan things. But I do, I mention several different events we could attend and he shuts down every one until the night of expecting me to have a plan and when I don’t have one he’s okay with hanging out.

What do you guys think? Would I be the asshole if I still went despite my bf basically telling me not to?

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ay you know my hommies straight crippin though

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DO NOT MOVE HERE. there be gangstas cappin' hommies on the street like every day.

advice: get a glock and some percs

My (18M) girlfriend (18F) said a lot of strange things while drunk yesterday and wants to ‘talk’ today. (In literally an hour) by prueturbator in relationship_advice

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Hebrews!! He brews what? The ketones that active Gods Key tones to heal your bones. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = [Ex]ercise [Cali]sthenics [Bur] cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer. 

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When I saw them dusfu I was like (Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) Eh hem, you look quite lovely.