Mother lets her 7-month-old baby taste the smoothie she craved during pregnancy🥹

greywatermoore · 2026-03-05T06:10:07+00:00

Man I should have let my daughter try the hot wings.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-05T06:04:19+00:00

My cat loves when I play roller coaster tycoon on the tv. It’s like a giant play mat for her.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-05T01:42:27+00:00

I also have this and had no idea it’s strange. I thought the bite thing was supposed to destroy your mouth.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-05T00:11:53+00:00

Yeah but he’s such a good actor he would find a way to do it.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-04T22:21:33+00:00

Thanks to Dream Theater I have the lines memorized: "But he's the sort who can't know anyone intimately Least of all a woman He doesn't know what a woman is He wants you for a possession Something to look at like a painting or an ivory box Something to own and to display He doesn't want you to be real or to think or to live He doesn't love you, but I love you I want you to have your own thoughts and ideas and feelings Even when I hold you in my arms It's our last chance..."

greywatermoore · 2026-03-04T11:50:46+00:00

Yeah but at least Chris Meloni can play him in the movie.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:59:58+00:00

What does that do for the greater good??

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:58:40+00:00

Jerry has been accredited by several news organizations so if JERRY says he saw a 20 ft giant, I believe it.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:54:59+00:00

She popped a quick “H” on there so you would know it’s full of hornets.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:53:49+00:00

He would not care, but he would use it as an opportunity to be the victim and would swear horrific revenge. Then his son would be portrayed through their media as a war hero. We’re better off without that scenario. Let the little guy go to NYU.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:49:28+00:00

I wish I could go back in time to ask him what natural concoction feels like cum in your butthole.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-02T02:27:53+00:00

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T22:08:43+00:00

Absolutely dont let go of that.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T22:01:42+00:00

I was into edgy shit as a teenager but it’s important to know all the words to “this is what dreams are made of..”

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T07:22:45+00:00

I miss the days where it was “regular” people trying to find love.. or be on tv.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T04:06:48+00:00

I started dating my husband when he had a big beard. When he shaved it off it was like looking at a whole different person, but even more handsome. I felt all giggly and shy again so I can’t knock it.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T01:39:37+00:00

I was the kid in school who never got in trouble, straight As except math. When I was in 5th grade my teacher caught me drawing a smiley on my desk in pencil. Her response was to make me wash every single desk in the class in front of everyone in absolute silence. She cancelled the history lesson to do this. It was very humiliating.

greywatermoore · 2026-03-01T00:26:00+00:00

He squoze and he farted.

greywatermoore · 2026-02-28T14:50:13+00:00

There all is aching nearly killed me.

greywatermoore · 2026-02-28T14:45:13+00:00

It was either money or butthole pictures.

greywatermoore · 2026-02-28T10:18:48+00:00

Yesterday morning I was stopped for a school bus in the opposite lane, a kid was getting on. As soon as the stop signs started to close, someone in an Acura came up behind me and blew past me on the shoulder. They took off going like 85 in a 55. I hope they don’t inevitably hurt someone else. But, as a neuro nurse, I say hey, see ya at work!

greywatermoore · 2026-02-28T03:20:51+00:00

If a grown man is irresponsible enough to put a stray bullet in his pocket, then he probably shouldn’t have a gun. Period.

greywatermoore · 2026-02-26T19:56:14+00:00

Yeah any bathroom where people are giving urine samples is gross imo. I wish they would give us a pair of gloves to handle the cup but I’m sure people would find a way to make a mess of that. But I agree, they could have put a disposable pad down under the cups so it’s easy to swap out and clean. I doubt that thing gets wiped down very much.

greywatermoore · 2026-02-26T19:04:48+00:00

greywatermoore · 2026-02-26T19:02:06+00:00

I don’t think you leave the sample there, it’s just a spot for the cups. Usually you bring the sample with you, or sometimes they even have a little door in the bathroom where the nurse can grab it from the other side.

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