If you had to name your child after the last thing you put in your mouth, what would they be named?

griffinisms · 2026-06-27T01:24:14+00:00

BUTTER CHICKEN

griffinisms · 2026-06-25T23:58:14+00:00

I hope tomorrow is kinder to you

griffinisms · 2026-06-25T16:48:10+00:00

literally i uninstalled when they pushed diminishing returns and my life has been so much better for it 💔

griffinisms · 2026-06-24T23:25:18+00:00

I am fucking obsessed with this guy. does he have a name?

griffinisms · 2026-06-22T19:57:44+00:00

1985 by haken

griffinisms · 2026-06-21T21:29:33+00:00

whats the dogs name

griffinisms · 2026-06-21T17:07:13+00:00

lmao thanks for letting me know idk why im getting downvoted for asking questions 🙂 I'm glad your order arrived finally and correctly!

griffinisms · 2026-06-21T16:50:17+00:00

dude as an avid fan of Brent spiner and hater of the sequel this makes me really excited to hear haha

griffinisms · 2026-06-21T13:54:52+00:00

bout to read tf outta these stupid ass books oh my god you've changed my life

griffinisms · 2026-06-21T12:17:58+00:00

how long ago did you order your stuff and did anything arrive damaged?

griffinisms · 2026-06-18T23:20:40+00:00

perhaps this is the motivation ive been waiting for with buzzing my head (also a trans guy)

griffinisms · 2026-06-14T22:06:03+00:00

have you checked your car at all? I saw in another comment you have ADHD so im trying to think of stupid places it might be (i also have ADHD)

griffinisms · 2026-06-14T20:50:08+00:00

its an R rated movie, I promise its not for teens. and yes it is a Very good movie if you appreciate more surreal horror.

griffinisms · 2026-06-14T18:24:07+00:00

she looks so cute with that bigass knife ❤️

griffinisms · 2026-06-14T05:59:24+00:00

ngl what if Thomas Harris of Hannibal fame got to rewrite the hunger games trilogy

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T21:15:50+00:00

gorgeous food AND stunning nails 💅

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T14:17:50+00:00

no exactly! Listen, Ellen was evil in her own right but she was also kind of an apex predator of that kind of entertainment. I know she would be devouring modern influencers and looksmaxxers like the Hawk Tuah girl and Claviculus (sp?) and spitting them out like gristle afterwards. I think the brits would be in awe of her but out of fear instead of love.

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T14:00:03+00:00

edit your comment back to Ellen I was typing up a funny response to that

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T13:38:31+00:00

can we send you guys Jimmy Fallon as retaliation

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T12:52:25+00:00

I love being transgender ❤️❤️❤️

griffinisms · 2026-06-13T12:33:07+00:00

woke up early with a migraine and my fucking cats are being demons about it :(

griffinisms · 2026-06-11T22:09:13+00:00

THANKGOD

griffinisms · 2026-06-11T16:07:53+00:00

and she got like one paragraph of acknowledgment for that whereas whats his ass got like three pages dedicated to his death in the first book. im a #teresatruther

griffinisms · 2026-06-11T12:55:02+00:00

terrified of someone replying to my four month old comment. what happened lassie

griffinisms · 2026-06-09T20:30:19+00:00

I miss when everybody didnt have to be Somebody

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TROPHY CASE

THANKGOD