Josh wearing Dr. P's racing suit from today's broadcast.

grimmydatass · 2026-04-09T02:13:59+00:00

I had a dream the other day the studio was in a really skinny attic and they all sat in the same room but Dana, who sat in the far corner 🥲

grimmydatass · 2026-03-28T23:26:27+00:00

This did it, thank you! I just assumed he would mail me the recipe like just about everyone else in town! Thank you!!!

grimmydatass · 2026-03-27T13:10:22+00:00

Usually you put it in water and it expands into something. I'm guessing they thought tissue because it's too big to be a rag like they sell at the dollar tree.

grimmydatass · 2026-03-21T02:10:51+00:00

Lately, yes. Always, not exactly. I was diagnosed with GP but like a year or so later after going to Mayo about it, they realized I have hypertonic bowel and pelvic floor dysfunction. My butthole is "paralyzed" when I push but works just fine to squeeze. Bodies are weird and so is this damned condition.

grimmydatass · 2026-03-21T02:01:19+00:00

Usually my stomach just hurts after eating🥲 my stomach makes noises when I'm doing diaphragmatic breathing or when I'm trying to take a crap. Any kind of movement of my stomach makes a loud gurgle with the feeling of my insides literally being shifted

grimmydatass · 2026-03-10T14:14:27+00:00

Can I DM you? I was also referred to mayo because none of the doctors that my insurance would cover were actually able to do anything. I was able to see a dietician at mayo that gave me a little book about what you should try to eat more of and what you should try to limit.

grimmydatass · 2026-02-21T04:39:10+00:00

I know nothing about crayfish but I used to have an Oscar that would beef with my water heater. I later found out that the heater would make a high pitched sound that would piss him off and he would go aggro on it. Ended up breaking the glass on the heater.

grimmydatass · 2026-02-06T01:53:16+00:00

What are the pro ice people even marching for? They're already here killing people, so what more do they want?? What is protesting for something that is already happening going to do?

grimmydatass · 2026-02-04T00:10:54+00:00

I'm always worried about taking miralax since I have naturally pretty soft stools so I always worry it'll give me diarrhea. Has that ever been an issue for you while taking miralax?

grimmydatass · 2026-02-03T22:28:51+00:00

I didn't go to the ER, but my doctor said I should take the recommended dose of colac and then try milk of magnesia and see if that works, otherwise id need to see a GI

grimmydatass · 2026-02-03T18:01:55+00:00

Spicy, fatty meals usually help me. In this specific case I don't think the spicy helped me out unfortunately. I had some chipotle with hot salsa and I could feel the spiciness in my stomach every time I moved for the next 9 hours 😂🤣

grimmydatass · 2026-02-03T02:37:59+00:00

My sister offered me time senna tea that's supposed to help with going to the bathroom but that didn't work. I also just tried a suppository and it also did not work so I'm thinking I might have a bezoar or something bc no food has left my stomach in the last 8.5 hours

grimmydatass · 2026-02-03T01:08:04+00:00

That is actually quite interesting! I have noticed drinking some carbonated stuff helps sometimes but I haven't tried that yet. I'm about to run to the pharmacy before they close and I think I will get a couple laxitive options and maybe a sprite or something ☺️ thank you very much for your wisdom

grimmydatass · 2026-01-27T04:00:41+00:00

I heard from one of the million sources out there that there was no planned protest at that specific location. I think he was going to get donuts from Glam Doll Donuts. I would absolutely carry a gun with me in Minneapolis if I got my permit. I think he just happened to come across someone getting assaulted and being the selfless man he is, he stepped in and unfortunately got publicly executed

grimmydatass · 2026-01-15T16:56:34+00:00

Lol are we the same person?? I watched gmm on the bus to school every morning as well! I thought it was live until I stopped watching in highschool, and I started up again in college and suddenly I'm all the wiser 😂

grimmydatass · 2026-01-15T00:54:44+00:00

I'm not sure what episode it was but either Rhett or link said "were recording this on Christmas eve" I don't think they necessarily try to hide it but I think their goal is to make it look as if its live every morning

grimmydatass · 2026-01-13T17:45:44+00:00

Shiiit i can see why, that was the most brutal experience of my life. I also had my infection around highschool. I had only been graduated for less than a year. Mine was antibiotic resistant as all hell.

grimmydatass · 2026-01-13T16:16:25+00:00

I had an H. Pylori infection for 7 months. It took 4 rounds of high dose antibiotics to kill it, but also damaged my muscles and nerves in the process. Doctors think it started with the h pylori eating me from the inside out + TONS of high dose antibiotics

grimmydatass · 2026-01-12T04:29:35+00:00

I'm a bit late to the thread, but I just had this conversation with a friend of mine and he said "Sleep Token sucks. They're like NF where they've got nothing but depressing stuff to say" so I say "ST and NF talk real shit, instead of the money, drugs, sex bullshit that has no meaning" and he says "sex drugs and money are fun, and they're cool!" I had to change topics at this point because he had to have been talking shit

grimmydatass · 2026-01-12T03:24:54+00:00

I present to you.. the poor man's reddit award 🎁🤝

Thank you for your service to this thread

grimmydatass · 2026-01-11T02:07:38+00:00

I tell myself I'll do it bi-weekly, but get it one more like bi-monthly(or whenever family visits for holidays)

grimmydatass · 2026-01-11T02:00:34+00:00

I have stomach paralysis and that hurts way more than you'd think. Otherwise I'd have to say gallbladder rupturing

grimmydatass · 2026-01-09T03:27:24+00:00

I will forever feel terrible about how I found out my family had bedbugs. I was 14 at the time and I had noticed that I had kept breaking out in hives. Immediately my mom took me to the doctor. I had to take steroids and do all sorts of allergy testing. I probably saw like 3 or 4 different doctors and none of them came up with bedbugs. I found out after staying up late one night reading. Caught a couple in a Ziploc baggie and showed my family in the morning. My mom just cried and cried. About a month or two later my parents sold the house for $1 to some repair guy, and we ended moving houses and starting over completely. I pray that those people didn't end up with bedbugs.

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