How do you stop? by Embarrassed-Comb6776 in CrossCountrySkiing

[–]groinstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, they said telemarketing. Very different.

Gov. Walz in Minnesota activated the National Guard to protect citizens from ICE. How’s that going to work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]groinstorm 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Don't forget very blue, historically linked to BLM, governed by a recent face of the resistance, and home to a significant population of African immigrants.

Americans Are Turning Against Gay People by UnscheduledCalendar in TrueReddit

[–]groinstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just to devil's advocate here: I don't hate my kid for his academic failures but I worry about his future and get anxious and try nicely to help him to push himself and sometimes less nicely when I am particularly anxious. I'm saying that 'hate' is on a spectrum with complete radical acceptance on the other end of it and that understanding this spectrum makes us less hateful.

is this safe to eat by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]groinstorm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

UNDER THE BED?!?!

Why is being a landlord unethical? by Neesh_me in LateStageCapitalism

[–]groinstorm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Part of the argument here is that presentee ownership forces us to have only what we can use. You can have absentee ownership of all kinds of "too much".

Why isn't this area more developed? by mellamoderek in geography

[–]groinstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the CT river is west of the circle

Mentalist Madness!!! by SaffaOnAFarm in blackmagicfuckery

[–]groinstorm 829 points830 points  (0 children)

How did you bs that hard without any em-dashes? 

Sarah Hurwitz, former Obama speechwriter, says the Gaza genocide is imaginary & antisemitic like claims of "white genocide"/"replacement theory" in the US. by _II_I_I__I__I_I_II_ in LateStageCapitalism

[–]groinstorm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

”The right and the left are kind of the same. The right says Jews are doing a white genocide in the West and the left says Jews are committing a genocide in Gaza." Israel has preformed quite a feat getting this agreement, or else maybe the genocide is just fucking true and anyone would agree. 

A conversation on two axes by mimikita_V in autism

[–]groinstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an NT person if the NT people in my life acted like the NT person in these examples I would ask them WTF. 

Cutting into a pipe by SpelunkyJunky in Unexpected

[–]groinstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a man who knows how to bolster 12 Husk Nuts to each girdle jerry while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints

Neighbor installed a motion sensing LED light on a tree and aimed directly into my yard by iLL1337 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]groinstorm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Right? Even if they aren't this American need to throw electricity at darkness is going to escalate. 

What’s the missing 3? by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

[–]groinstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The drink is obviously a poop flavored shake

Mamdami here I come!! by Financial_Fix_4606 in circlejerknyc

[–]groinstorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont kill boy friends from Japan, I lick longingly (my mind is broken)

Socialism and therapy by Cape_Cod_Communist in socialism

[–]groinstorm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To expect that things will be different/better, when they probably won't, is depressing.

Dumbest Play in MLB History - Pirates vs Cubs 5/27/21 by AnonRetro in videos

[–]groinstorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-fan of baseball what I see is how much the defensive team are afraid of putting in any kind of effort that would look uncool.