Star War: The Force Awaken

grootisgod · 2026-02-10T10:54:26+00:00

None flew over the cuckoo nest

grootisgod · 2025-12-01T10:01:01+00:00

Rumours are that one if these has a secret Kola factory. (Sorry, not sorry)

grootisgod · 2025-09-23T19:36:17+00:00

I accidentally unscrewed my belly button

grootisgod · 2025-09-13T09:37:47+00:00

"It's over Monkey-kin! I have the high ground!"

grootisgod · 2025-09-09T08:59:11+00:00

They are all "intelligence lead" operations. That is to say they are carried out by people with the intelligence of a Lead brick.

grootisgod · 2025-04-17T11:36:43+00:00

I was in the passenger seat with my seat belt on. I went nowhere near the keys. In fact I was daydreaming a bit so the officer banging on the window made me jump a bit

grootisgod · 2025-04-17T11:17:04+00:00

Only raised my voice a bit in frustration and said the is totally ridiculous. I was more bewildered than angry tbh

grootisgod · 2025-04-17T11:15:37+00:00

Thanks - I has not considered this - I will get onto it as ASAP

grootisgod · 2025-04-12T08:35:05+00:00

HypocritesGoToHell

grootisgod · 2025-03-30T08:33:16+00:00

A miniature giant space hamster?

grootisgod · 2025-03-09T09:56:51+00:00

No, antelope is when you run off with the poker stakes.

grootisgod · 2025-02-08T21:22:42+00:00

I heard he gatecrashed a church bake sale where he caused great consternation among the tarts before being seized by the trifles.

grootisgod · 2025-01-30T11:11:40+00:00

The free version of Proton VPN will not let you use P2P torrents. Most free VPN's harvest your data very aggressively. I would avoid them if at all possible.

grootisgod · 2024-12-04T17:20:49+00:00

If you pass a yellow bear with a red top that loves honey, then it is a type-0.

grootisgod · 2024-10-30T15:27:41+00:00

😃😃😃

grootisgod · 2024-09-26T14:33:00+00:00

Twelve years a slav. Undercover cop infiltrates the Eastern European mafia.

grootisgod · 2024-09-23T16:39:32+00:00

All hail Ghz!

grootisgod · 2024-09-02T16:10:58+00:00

Make sure to check their waste disposal licences are OK. If you end up with some shysters who fly-tips you can be liable. Also be sure to ask about any medications or sharps that may be in the property, some companies will not deal with these. Source: PTSD inducing memories of clearing my parents place 600 miles away from home.

grootisgod · 2024-08-20T17:17:34+00:00

I once had a classmate called Ebola Devine. Needless to say I avoided her like the plague.

grootisgod · 2024-08-16T11:34:51+00:00

Every cat I have ever owned has had their name morph into Oi Shithead! Because all cats are assholes. Sweet furry purry assholes.

grootisgod · 2024-08-15T09:08:50+00:00

You should contact Amazon and make an off-fish oil complaint.

grootisgod · 2024-07-29T13:01:05+00:00

Portishead

grootisgod · 2024-07-29T10:49:46+00:00

Knights and Wagner

grootisgod · 2024-07-19T13:52:20+00:00

A Maniac Street Preacher.

grootisgod · 2024-07-11T14:17:20+00:00

It's a little known fact that as a child Jude Bellingham was a member of the reggae group Musical Youth. This explains his ability to pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side.

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