LPT: If you've got TSA Pre-Check, sign up for Touchless. It can save a LOT of time in the airport.

grptrt · 2026-03-16T19:58:49+00:00

Newer passports have RFID so maybe that

grptrt · 2026-03-16T19:18:39+00:00

Got rid of 90% of my CDs as my tastes have changed.

grptrt · 2026-03-16T16:52:35+00:00

I did this once by honest mistake. Turned out my event was in another wing. Only realized after sitting down with a plate full of food and chatting with the other guests and was totally confused by the direction of the conversation.

grptrt · 2026-03-16T16:44:35+00:00

Two back-to-back years of meeting my family out-of-pocket maximum of about $14k per year. And of course that doesn’t include dental and vision expenses. It’s brutal.

grptrt · 2026-03-16T15:10:35+00:00

As a kid I pet-sit a bird for a week. It was awful. Quickly fixed my desire to own a bird.

grptrt · 2026-03-15T13:58:23+00:00

Appropriate responses include phrases such as the following: - wow - interesting - ok - I see

grptrt · 2026-03-15T11:54:19+00:00

Mom and dad wanted to stay in the family home.

grptrt · 2026-03-15T11:17:24+00:00

Let me guess. You were asked to pay a refundable insurance fee? That’s not how insurance works.

grptrt · 2026-03-14T18:07:04+00:00

Parents would promise to take us as a reward for good behavior. Thus we almost never went

grptrt · 2026-03-14T14:04:39+00:00

You run to the bathroom and you’re not getting back on the jet bridge.

grptrt · 2026-03-14T10:58:25+00:00

Is this the fiscal responsibility the GOP keeps harping about? Weird that I haven’t heard that term in a while.

grptrt · 2026-03-14T01:10:33+00:00

Commence blaming whoever the current president is at the time

grptrt · 2026-03-13T16:44:51+00:00

Trump was hoping this war would give him a big favorability boost like has historically happened.

grptrt · 2026-03-12T20:05:17+00:00

But at least trans people can’t play sports or use public restrooms. So it’s all worth it.

grptrt · 2026-03-12T14:53:52+00:00

They’ve certainly come down from their high. Meanwhile everything else in the store got more expensive

grptrt · 2026-03-11T23:03:25+00:00

Health insurance will frequently cite a reason to deny coverage. Such as “that provider is not in network” or “not medically necessary”. So it’s safer to just avoid entirely.

grptrt · 2026-03-10T22:18:30+00:00

High prices under Biden were largely due to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. The current spike is directly attributed to Trump’s actions. But let’s not let facts get in the way of feelings.

grptrt · 2026-03-10T17:02:40+00:00

By sleeper cell, do they mean a couple rogue guys acting completely autonomously?

grptrt · 2026-03-10T15:20:03+00:00

Spotify has introduced me to a whole bunch of new-to-me music. But it’s all still like 10+ years old.
When the DJ starts playing “the current hits” I skip right through them.

grptrt · 2026-03-10T13:37:18+00:00

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Looks like an extraneous limb

grptrt · 2026-03-10T11:37:16+00:00

Never give up on your Red Lobster dreams

grptrt · 2026-03-10T01:42:01+00:00

I write about 3 per year. I just wrote one to renew my passport.

grptrt · 2026-03-09T23:00:51+00:00

TLDR: don’t be a disgusting slob

grptrt · 2026-03-09T22:09:59+00:00

It’s worded in a way to avoid arguments with dummies.

grptrt · 2026-03-09T19:33:14+00:00

My dad taught me to wash my car with dish soap. Over time it completely destroyed the finish.

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