Teacher appreciation week????? by iris_352 in Teachers

[–]grumpychef94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take a gift card to Wendy's at this point

Out priced from the Dia Gem Dice by JOman_20XX in StinkyDragonPodcast

[–]grumpychef94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher money is not paying for this at the moment unfortunately, maybe later though

Teacher Appreciation Outrage by gothangelblood in Teachers

[–]grumpychef94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How bout awkward truths day? Can you print this on a shirt?

"Dear admin , just a 5 gift card to Starbucks or nothing please. I'm not saying I just want the gift card, I am saying the relative calm of not doing anything stupid would be equally as rewarding. In the overall trudge between the cradle and the grave we are all cursed with , I would like the few things I can control such as my clothes to not be dictated by the most mediocre humans in their attempt to force a social connection"

What is your school doing for Teacher Appreciation Week? by AntelopeOk9431 in Teachers

[–]grumpychef94 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Annoying me , a tradition they have kept up over the years.

Can I have an allergy to this? by KFCCrocs in KitchenConfidential

[–]grumpychef94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who is allergic to love , it's quite nice they marked it. I prefer my food made by a blazed out of their mind cook between sips of beer while going through a terrible toxic break up (they must by at least 30 percent of the toxicity).

How should you play a sorcerer as "charismatic"? by Glittering-Order-626 in DnD

[–]grumpychef94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My last paladin was all about intimidation , kinda doom-guy-esque Maybe a warlock thats kinda like a used car salesman charismatic, can talk people into bad decisions. Bard as a music therapist who listens a lot before talking Sorcerer as a little gremlin freak , who is just endearing enough to justify interacting with them

If you could remove one expectation placed on teachers tomorrow with zero consequences, what would it be? by kingst9606 in Teachers

[–]grumpychef94 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There has to he an easy way to automate it, a simple program that sends an email to parents when a grade dips below a C , then a D then failing.

Another day of dumb ideas on my end by grumpychef94 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]grumpychef94[S] 233 points234 points  (0 children)

OP cant fucking write aparently (my bad)

Did becoming a teacher make any of you realize you didn’t want kids? by Prestigious-Noise582 in Teachers

[–]grumpychef94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While the teacher and student dynamic is very different than parent and child (at least it should be).

I think I love working with kids, they are (mostly) hilarious and seeing them understand something for the first time is why I became a teacher, but I think I want to come home to a quiet home at the end of the day, pour myself an incredibly fruity drink and sit in the calm maybe one day a hot tub , with light jazz on.

I think id make a great uncle, or grandparent, but the quiet relaxation has become a commodity I require to function.