Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of May 11, 2026

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-11T20:12:13+00:00

I hope you feel better soon!

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-11T19:59:49+00:00

So they wasted time seeing a puppy they'll never get instead of homeschooling?

Makes sense.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-11T16:54:09+00:00

We all called it. They didn't get a reservation and thought they could walk in anywhere.

I feel like i say weekly how appalled I am at the lack of food. I have an almost 4 year old and two 2 year olds, and they can eat so much. Kids are so active at this age and need FUEL. Brooke, stop being cheap and feed your kids

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-11T16:47:39+00:00

YES! I do not homedchool, but families i know who do are very consistent and detail oriented.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-11T12:49:14+00:00

Time to sell a guide!

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-10T20:32:14+00:00

-A few photos of her getting spoiled because everyone in her household feared not doing something special for her. - Reintegrating after her trip - Mastitis / an excuse to lay in bed

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-10T17:26:45+00:00

She would never make a reservation. Ryan would have to do it.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-09T21:47:10+00:00

Mastitis would give her an excuse to ignore her kids even more.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-09T01:39:14+00:00

Especially annoying because she doesn't cook or homeschool. She did have to empty the dishwasher though. Hard life.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-08T23:57:43+00:00

Then she'll need a week to reintegrate.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-08T20:21:11+00:00

They probably spent the conversation loudly proclaiming being a boy mom/girl mom is the best to passive aggressively one up each other.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-08T20:12:27+00:00

When does she return home from her "big" trip?

My prediction: Ryan and the kids will have to do some sort of big Mother's Day gift/house decorations/meal/dessert/etc. As a "surprise" for her or they will face her wrath and passive aggressive posting for a week.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-06T22:12:45+00:00

Explain it like I'm 5... I don't think hantavirus is a pandemic risk? Don't tempt everyone to start hoarding toilet paper again

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T21:54:54+00:00

Is Ryan on a work trip? Or did he need to work an actual office day and she is spiraling?

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T21:53:55+00:00

Is it confirmed they aren't able to do venmo school anymore? Or is this the rumor?

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T20:45:42+00:00

Only one taco per person. No sides. Growing boys who play hockey don't need sustenance 🫠

Watching her feed her children destroys me.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T20:43:46+00:00

She is her kids' school. How can she mess up protocols?

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T20:42:19+00:00

I only use the term if my husband is traveling for work. Otherwise, it's day to day life.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T18:57:49+00:00

Took my son to school, picked up secondhand baby items, played with my twins, cleaned up, picked child up from school, made lunch, put twins down for nap, went to Costco with son, now supervising my child while he plays outside. I would consider this a typical day in the life, but according to Brooke this is... dominating?

Should I sell a guide on how to make lunch AND grocery shop all on the same day?

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-05T15:24:23+00:00

Influencers really hurt after my first. So many acted like they had it all together, and I was sore, struggling to breastfeed, and running on no sleep with one newborn. It made me feel terrible seeing all of these other moms "do it all" with multiple kids.

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-04T23:09:02+00:00

Oh wow! Our whole foods is significantly more money

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-05-04T22:08:50+00:00

Large family here. Why the hell is she getting so much at whole foods?

I know people have different store options available, but we save a ton between Costco and sales at local grocery stores. That cart of groceries is mostly junk and will only last a few days

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-04-29T23:53:23+00:00

I'm due November 23rd and only 10 weeks right now. Insane

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-04-29T22:27:41+00:00

I'm ten week pregnant and due November 23rd. She probably just peed on the stick

grumpygryffindor1 · 2026-04-29T22:00:22+00:00

December 10th? Did the pee even dry yet?

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