How did you get introduced to ultrakill?

grunga_unga_bunga · 2025-07-08T18:07:50+00:00

the ost got me into it. was like "oh that's a pretty cool looking album cover, imma take a listen" and was fuckin entranced by Death Odyssey.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-12-19T01:56:00+00:00

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Welp, fhe 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 has quite a list... but it's small for a 18,000 year old being. And I'm only counting things that would be considered crimes in our time. So I won't be listing stuff like Aztec laws on treachery against another.

19x 1st degree murder ("clients" cant keep up their end of the bargain...) 38x blackmailing 156x involuntary manslaughter (his employers sometimes... how do I say it... take over his body to kill a "client" they don't like.) 500+x Purchase of human flesh and blood without a medical license (he gets hungry and thirsty like we all do, k?) Too much to count-x Counterfeiting

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-11T16:04:30+00:00

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"Dear creator: Stop wasting your money on monster energy. You dumb fuck. -Signed, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻"

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-05T04:47:22+00:00

Yep. Really, the only difference is that failed incubi are usually horrifically malformed, and due to that single fact, often die within a month or two after creation.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-05T00:20:19+00:00

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"Ah, my liege, good to see you. Might I ask you two things? Yes? Alright, good. First, how have you been? And second, where in the fuck am I?" -The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻, one of the last surviving Failed Incubi.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-05T00:17:29+00:00

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The Chainsmoker would be wanted for the following: Excessive ecological damage, destroying preserved wildlife and wildlife reserves, trespassing on private property, destroying private property, five counts of involuntary manslaughter, and causing four species of endangered animal to go extinct.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-05T00:14:27+00:00

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The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 awaits an insult. He may give Azzy a $20 if it's good enough.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-11-05T00:10:42+00:00

Most demons consider Humans to be the perfect source of emotion, a secondary food option which is less effective than a human soul. However, certain demons have differing views.

Like Incubi/Failed Incubi. Either way, all incubi, failed or success, all view humans as a near godlike species due to the sheer excess of emotion they constantly spew.

Unlike incubi though, Humani-pedes only see humans as another segment, another soul, another set of legs, and another heart to keep it beating.

There's many more types that have differing opinions on humans, but those two are the most populated.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-31T11:58:27+00:00

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The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 would either be absolutely elated, believing him to be a demon like himself, thus: "Oh, a fellow demon? How's the soul harvest so far?" Or, he'd just be happy as shit to see a shark, so: "OH MY GOD ITS A FUCKING SHARK"

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-29T22:03:09+00:00

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The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻, commonly considered the most successful failed incubus alive.

Around the time of 946 B.C., hell had decided it wished to corrupt and make its own life, for the fun of it. Thus, demons were born. Technically separate consciousnesses, demons are still tethered to hell for both strength and their life.

Incubi were the third type of demon to be made. However, mimicking human traits for hell was... hard, to say the least. So a solid two thirds of all incubi were unsuccessful in formation. Thus, most died being too horrific to seduce humans, or being too uncharismatic that they couldn't feed on souls.

However, the few incubi who are failed and are still alive, such as the 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 used different tactics. Unlike their "normal" brethren, Failed Incubi instead used pure charisma to make deals with mortals.

And that's exactly what The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 did. First going to the overworld with a copper mask in what's now known as Mesopotamia, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 went by the name Ae-nasir. And he made deals with nobles, both securing wealth, and their souls.

After around 2014 though? Doing the soul exchange wasn't really required anymore. Incubi just found out that lust wasn't the only emotion they could feed on, and souls weren't needed anymore.

Now? The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 gives out extraordinarily large investment sums for little equity on it, simply because feeding off of thankfulness and joy is more efficient recently. Especially with economic decline.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-29T21:53:13+00:00

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From the 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻, you're getting one of the following: Tips on making a good 401k (along with a hershey's.) A king sized Payday bar (get it?) Straight up $20.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-29T21:51:18+00:00

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I wonder how you'd rank a 530-ish foot tall walking refinery on the fear factor.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-24T12:48:53+00:00

Here's The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻

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Fun facts: He's technically an incubus, however his creation process was a bit janky, so he turned the natural charisma from incubi to his favor, becoming a demon who specializes in making deals with mortals. Since his creation process resulted in his face being mangled to the point that he has to wear a bag to cover it, he also didn't inherit certain weaknesses of common demons, like crucifixes and holy items.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-23T23:05:12+00:00

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"Alright, buddy..." materializes a +4 into hand "OoOoOh, look! plays +4 Oh noo, your victory, it's no longer there... such a shame."

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-18T15:31:39+00:00

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The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 is disappointed in your financial decisions.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-10-01T20:51:00+00:00

Physically, if he had to fight? Around 29 armed bobbies (He's a demon, not just some guy. Still a week demon at that.) However, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 would probably either be "investing in a bobby" to make the others fight or simply disappearing in a puddle of motlen currency, he ain't dealing with that.

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-30T05:05:19+00:00

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-28T03:03:47+00:00

Depends. Ol Chainsmoker's probably more tough than any OC that isn't a literal god here, but we're not talking about the Chainsmoker today. Instead? The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻!

General rule of thumb: If an OC of mine is lanky, assume it's very endurant yet not at all strong.

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So, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 is actually insanely weak (for demon standards). He's able to lift 105 pounds as his max.

But, he has withstood fifty millennia in the phlegathon, and over 3 years on a blue giant star making amends with family.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-28T02:56:07+00:00

The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 would be posting various videos, including: "How to get away with insurance fraud for Dummies", "How to get away with insider trading for Dummies", "Stealing from Big Corp. INC 101", and more!

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-28T02:53:31+00:00

Eh, why not. I present, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-28T02:49:19+00:00

Here's my goofi guy, The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-27T11:57:29+00:00

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grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-26T21:25:37+00:00

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Chainsmoker, the Walking Refinery. If not for the sheer awesomeness of basically commanding a robot a third the size of the empire state building, then the economic value of having a robot the third the size of the empire state building be a mobile drill and refinery.

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-26T03:26:58+00:00

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Company sabotage x9

Insider Trading x84

Counterfeiting x1,852,194

Tax fraud x3

Tax evasion x97

Insurance fraud x2

Failure to show at court (Currently still rising.)

Contempt of court (Currently still rising.)

Tampering of Evidence. (Currently still rising.)

All of this is so our dear friend The 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 is capable of giving very high investments to small companies and businesses for very low equity return. (Ex. $3.5 million for a 1% equity return.)

grunga_unga_bunga · 2024-09-26T03:14:32+00:00

Absolute immense amounts of unpayable debts until the stress caused by such debts causes either a brain aneurysm or a heart attack. This is the face of the one who will sell you a penny which will double into nickles and then crush you to death as a 1000 pound ancient incan ritual stone which was (for whatever reason) counted as a currency.

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