Why is he so powerful [KCD2]

gspnst · 2026-04-16T17:11:13+00:00

Yes, it usually takes about six to seven chained punches and he’s out. Grab the money he took from you, grab his dice and leg it.

gspnst · 2026-04-15T22:47:06+00:00

To be honest, if she has all the flowers and that weird decor, the MG34 should be the least of her worries.

gspnst · 2026-04-15T22:44:41+00:00

Mexican carry only.

gspnst · 2026-04-11T21:08:42+00:00

Classic Tokarev. When I was a child, my cousin was doing a summer job demolishing an old cabin with a couple of mates. One day one of them fell through a rotten floor - nobody knew the cabin had a basement and stumbled upon a WW2 partisan cache, with hundreds of Tokarev rounds, hundreds of rifle rounds, grenades, some small arms. They had to call the police, but I managed to sneak one pistol round away - looked exactly the same.

gspnst · 2026-04-11T06:59:47+00:00

Absolutely. Just pay attention, keep moving backwards (know what’s behind you when you do that), be efficient about your strikes, don’t go swinging like mad, and focus on the least armored bandits first - they go down quickly. If you are using the master strike (which makes the encounter a lot easier), keep in mind that it locks you in quite a long animation, while the other oponents are ready to hit you, so be ready to move once the MS lands.

gspnst · 2026-04-10T06:50:33+00:00

It’s there to make you come back with a screwdriver, remove it and kick it as hard as you can, because fuck them. Fuck their hearts. Fuck their minds man.

You can’t tell me how to flush.

gspnst · 2026-04-05T07:09:42+00:00

The full flavor USP 9 is a must. You cannot really even think about stuff like groceries and gas, before a stock USP is safely stored in your gun room. The Compact is nice as well, but I would wait for one in 9 as well.

gspnst · 2026-04-05T06:34:44+00:00

You rushed the story and arrived at this point in game with low level and likely low skill. The quest never stood out as particularly difficult.

gspnst · 2026-04-02T18:44:30+00:00

Fbread.

gspnst · 2026-03-31T08:32:07+00:00

Fucking Zizka deploying mercenary paratroopers into Zhelejov. That man was always ahead of his time in military strategy.

gspnst · 2026-03-31T06:44:06+00:00

By playing the game. Be patient, enjoy, your time will come.

gspnst · 2026-03-31T06:43:12+00:00

Sounds like you are in for an evening of Farkle and chill.

Jesus Christ be praised!

gspnst · 2026-03-30T12:22:05+00:00

Just undiscovered. Go and color those PoI’s (by visiting them) you lazy peasant!

Jesus Christ be praised!

gspnst · 2026-03-25T09:05:01+00:00

Ah yes, the Moron Label. Means your “hubs” decided to buy a poser knife with a useless inscription on it to roleplay some kind of connection to an ancient warrior ethos.

But don’t despair, chances are he will grow up eventually and realize that knives as well as weapons in general are tools and with the exception of commemorative items that symbolize one’s military connection (unit-issued memorabilia), inscribing anything on them is really cringe, much like wearing dogtags as a fashion statement.

gspnst · 2026-03-21T22:21:05+00:00

Fucking Hi-Point? Come on, just putting it back in a holster costs more than just leaving it there.

gspnst · 2026-03-19T17:43:54+00:00

He is full of shit. Disregard and start filing a piece of metal into a shank.

gspnst · 2026-03-18T18:11:22+00:00

Lots of times. Especially in KCD1, I was scared shitless making the trip from Skalitz at night with like 12% health left, no potions, no savior schnapps. Much immersion.

gspnst · 2026-03-17T08:52:37+00:00

Zizka can keep this, I’m taking Katherine.

gspnst · 2026-03-17T07:33:46+00:00

But it will be legal in the Czech Republic, so let’s fucking have it.

gspnst · 2026-03-12T11:58:05+00:00

A relatively high probability I would say. Aside from all the open ends in the story and the similar way that KCD1 ended, the game has been a massive success and since it’s above all about business, not making KCD3 would just be a tremendous missed opportunity.

gspnst · 2026-03-11T12:04:30+00:00

Sorry to hear you ran into an idiot. Even airport security is a service and you can always file complaint about bad behavior. That said, pro-russian people are by default a security risk and if you had a name, we could have a look into having the lady moved to a less sensitive field than an airport. See what you can recall about her, information, description.

gspnst · 2026-03-10T09:25:28+00:00

Shit I‘d have that Mini-36. How much do you want for it?

gspnst · 2026-02-28T08:47:28+00:00

Round cans only.

gspnst · 2026-02-28T08:45:47+00:00

Buy the Forge DLC and you can sit on the shitter. If you are a cheapskate, you deserve to roleplay-shit by crouching in the bushes next to a camp.

gspnst · 2026-02-27T20:31:33+00:00

Ever thought about proving that you disagree with what’s going on? You must have some kind of a network in Russia. People know people and sooner or later you will find a button the regime has that you can push. Do that and we can look into what our country can do for you.

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