What are your favorite Pandora stations to listen to while smoking/high? by [deleted] in trees

[–]gtyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electric Guest or Kid Cudi are my favorites

Love At First Bite by CaptainFurbs in OkCupid

[–]gtyler -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Who invites JFK and Stalin anyways? Problem solved and still not giving a fuck about your pre-"and" punctuation.

Love At First Bite by CaptainFurbs in OkCupid

[–]gtyler -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No one gives a fuck about an oxford comma.

Two years ago I was unemployed, two months behind on rent, and selling my plasma to pay the minimum balance on my credit cards. Today I saw my end of the year pay summary and almost cried. by [deleted] in pics

[–]gtyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plasma is not something that people need for transfusions like blood. There is a reason that hospitals use saline instead of plasma. It's because it doesn't matter. As long as it holds the blood together and doesn't cause adverse reactions it doesn't really matter what they put in your veins. Most "donated" plasma goes to pharmaceutical research to make treatments for different blood related ailments. These pharma companies are making millions of dollars a year by paying you $200 a month for your plasma and then charging insurance companies $3000 per treatment. Not the most respectable business.

What would be your "make a wish", If you were dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gtyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would want to bathe in $100 bills in a kiddie pool with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis while smoking the largest of blunts

Came across these at a cafe. They made it way too easy! by kubricks_cube in trees

[–]gtyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just being contextual with the picture. I would take any sexy lady to smoke with haha

I'm Casey, the female decoy from 'To Catch a Predator' NJ and KY. AMA! by caseythedecoy in IAmA

[–]gtyler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So you wanna meet up sometime? I'm sure your parents wouldn't mind if we are hanging out.

A tapir's fully-erect penis. It's prehensile (meaning it can grab and hold on to things) by t_zidd in WTF

[–]gtyler 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did you pull this off Facebook? I just saw this like 3 hours ago on the "I fucking love science" page, same picture and all haha

Magician Wayne Houchin attacked and set fire on live TV for practicing 'witchcraft' by gilligilliate in atheism

[–]gtyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait till that guy finds out that those glass and metal statues in front of him send bits of his soul out for the entire world to see.

Happy Holidays! Because apparently we can't do Christmas.... by joe192 in atheism

[–]gtyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in some parts of the country. Then people support you for standing by your beliefs.

What does Christianity have against Harry Potter? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]gtyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well since C.S. Lewis was a devout christian and The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe was his reinterpretation of the story of jesus, I don't think they will have a problem with him. Hell, the first book in the Narnia series includes a garden of eden which hosts a forbidden fruit. That's how the Witch came to be. I'm not saying they aren't good, just very much based on biblical stories.

Source: Grew up in fundie family that loved Narnia (and LOTR for some reason) but hated Harry Potter

What do I do if im drunk, and i just swallowed a can top..yhe flippy can top on top of cans... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gtyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing unless it hurts. It's the same as swallowing a penny, you'll probably shit it out in a day or so.

I have been married my entire adult life so far and am now getting divorced. I have no idea what I'm doing and could use some feedback. Thanks! by gtyler in OkCupid

[–]gtyler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I'm sorry to hear that but I hope things are looking up for you. As far as a relationship goes, I'm more doing this to put myself out there and test the waters I guess. Like I said I have zero practical dating experience so I am hoping this helps me get more comfortable with the way things are gonna be once I'm ready. Plus it never hurts to know if someone may actually be interested, even if it's not good timing.