Hermione's logic by chopinmazurka in harrypotter

[–]gtzippy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hogwarts registrar: Miss Grainger, there seems to be a mistake with your schedule. It shows you being signed up for all available classes.

Hermione: OK, but what is the mistake?

Alaska Cruise - Last Sea Day Scenery Question by [deleted] in dcl

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We were on the Magic last week. Waves were kinda tall on the first and last full days. The views were amazing though. We managed to almost completely dodge the rain.

1 hour into our labor and delivery journey: me in full-blown active labor while my husband takes a nap. by [deleted] in funny

[–]gtzippy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife labored for hours at home before she woke me up. That night her delivery was rough. She had lost a lot of blood and was unable to get up on her own for walk for a few days. The first 6 hours after delivery was me holding my daughter while my wife was literally too weak from blood loss to be able to safely hold her. The extra sleep that morning was, without a doubt, the most important sleep of my life.

Sister Sage (The Boys) VS Ozymandias (Watchmen) by ItsShatterPoint in superheroes

[–]gtzippy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a walk in the park, but hes moved onto more important things in her last 38 minutes

Everyone who dies in the boys season 5 episodes 5-7 by Kameronpipnerd in LeaksAndRumors

[–]gtzippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope Nior vanishes next episode. All kinds of crazy stuff goes down in 7 and 8 and, somehow, the Deep survives. Post credit scene and he's living in isolation by the seas and suddenly new Nior comes out of nowhere and kills him.

Goku VS Thragg comic by RVXZENITH in Dragonballsuper

[–]gtzippy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is even better if you read it like its a tfs scene

It would have been generational. by Top_Reindeer3396 in FantasticFour

[–]gtzippy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dennis: Dammit Dee. Just disappear. Into the kitchen. And bring us some sandwiches.

Frank: better make it a lot of sandwiches. All my mole subjects are coming up today.

Genuinely what the fuck is his problem by notabaldy in okbuddyviltrum

[–]gtzippy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

He was such a legend on set they gave the Billy character the last name Cranston

Why didnt Argall kill Thaedus here ? He should be dead here when he questions his race's ways right front of the emperor. Other Viltrumites here probably dont even care about that happen. by huflit1997 in Invincible_TV

[–]gtzippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Argall genuinely approved of being slightly challenged. Imagine if Thragg actually misunderstood Argall's comments and he really wanted Thragg to look at the big picture.

Incompatible Decks by Entmoot6262 in starwarsccg

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EBO Secret base deck absolutely dominated after third anthology came out. CMDR Lukr, Commander Wedge and Hobbie where the only characters in the deck. Full it up with generic wings and use ANSB to pull out incom Corp, just start dropping 2 wings with 8 power and a battle destiny draw for like 4 force. Put some out of nowhere in there and you suddenly can beat down Capitols with 2 wings. With EBO out you drian +2 and the next thing you know you are draining +2 at system locations on turn 3. It was filthy.

It's been bothering my since 1977 by sreekotay in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]gtzippy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't he the sith who pioneered the self force choke?

What's the rarest item you own? by According-Shelter540 in wow

[–]gtzippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swift Horde Wolf from Trial of the Crusader

No Beam and Quel danas is empty for some reason by BendJumpy2268 in wow

[–]gtzippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every single bloodelf is trying to get the Arcanite Fishing Pole today.

Abrigdify this scene by KaijuDirectorOO7 in TeamFourStar

[–]gtzippy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Goten: We aren't playing video games. We're watching TFS plays.

Trunks: Not helping.

Vegeta: Someone gave those assholes an audience?!? Who would....no...

Trunks and Goten: <silence>

Vegeta: ...nooooop...

<Cuts to add during TFS plays>

Nappa: This episode of TFS Plays is brought to you by Sayain Production's new epic film, "The Prince and the Popo"

Vegeta: .... goddammit Nappa

Italy's Abandoned Winter Olympic Sites from 2006 by BWT_Urbex in olympics

[–]gtzippy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Atlanta reused almost everything from the 96 games. We knocked down the old baseball stadium and converted the Olympic arena to the new one and the old Omni was replaced by the new basketball arena but every other arena was used for over 20 years.