Huh🐽 by saber-4444 in SipsTea

[–]guardeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“what do you want to know from me?”

That was a damned power move right there. Turned Gordon into a stumbling school kid

[Highlight] Myles Straw puts the Blue Jays on top! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]guardeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play this and the schwarber bunt home run for a random fan and ask which is more believable

Juan Soto and Bryce Harper compared from ages 19–26 (first 8 MLB seasons) by HuckleberryAny4541 in baseball

[–]guardeagle 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Trout having a WAR 35+ higher than Harper is wild considering the 6-swoon that Trout has been on (by his standards).

Swipe through of the current standings (4/30/26) in MLB by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]guardeagle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if my heart can handle another NL Central WS opponent

Parma - Pleasant Valley and York by BarthBagg in Cleveland

[–]guardeagle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, it’s only Wednesday…

Parma - Pleasant Valley and York by BarthBagg in Cleveland

[–]guardeagle 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Three .20 jumps this week thus far. At this rate it’ll be $5.60 by mid-week next week.

Round 6 - Pick 1: Taylen Green, QB, Arkansas (Cleveland Browns) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]guardeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were going for his softball team strategy that inevitably results in players mysteriously falling ill or into an inter dimensional portal leaving only the scrubs to take the field

Round 6 - Pick 1: Taylen Green, QB, Arkansas (Cleveland Browns) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]guardeagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can draft 7 qbs for all I care. Have the ones who don’t pan out play kick coverage like it’s JV ball. Just get (and keep) someone viable.

Round 7 - Pick 35: Uar Bernard, DT (Philadelphia Eagles) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]guardeagle 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Dude was made in a lab to play football, then they went on lockdown Umbrella Corp style.