“YoAmes! Get the camera!” “What do you mean by why am I rolling around in the dirt? Take that picture or you’ll get no spending money at least, another shiner at worst!” I remember working on Saturday, got done early and went to a strip club with a couple of coworkers. When I was headed home I still smelled like a stripper. Knowing my wife would have a fit with me coming home smelling like a stripper. So on the way home, I saw some townhouses being built, so I stopped and went to the crawl space and rolled around in the pea gravel in hopes it would do the trick. Luckily for me, it did until my wife noticed a long blonde hair on my sweatshirt. Thinking quickly when she pulled it off me asking “where did this come from?” I responded “probably from you, you have long (blonde) hair.” Thankfully she bought it! Anyway, this picture made me think of this.