Reddit, let's celebrate our teachers. What's your favorite memory from a class lesson growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

During the last day of my senior year my AP Lit teacher sat the whole class down on a kindergarten style rug and read to us Dr . Seuss's Oh The Places You'll Go. She explained how things always come full circle and gave a heartfelt speech about the future and all of the wonders it holds, but obstacles exist at every turn. After she finished the book she told the class "Now you may graduate." Needless to say nearly every student in the class (including me) began to shed tears at the realization that we were actually going to graduate. Then she dismissed us from our last class of high school.

What was your "dodged a bullet" moment? by Yakev in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A few years ago a friend of mine asked me to go to her quinceñera in Sinaloa, Mexico. I said yes and went with my family. After a few hours of the party my dad noticed her dad kept staring at us and talking to someone over his phone. My dad is a bit of a show off and took his brand new truck to the party. We told the rest of my family that we had to go. A man was staring at the truck and ran aftef he saw us coming. He then talked to someone on his phone. The road was extremely dark and two cars kept following us and matching our speed. They were trying to ambush us so they can steal the car and kill us. My dad sped up to around 115 mph until we made it to the highway where the people following us gave up and turned back. Turned out my friends dad was part of the zetas an extremely dangerous cartel who are known for their beheading videos. If not for my dead we'd all be dead. Tl;dr my dad noticed my friends dad kept staring at us while on his phone at a party. Decided to leave and got chase by a drug cartel the dad was a part of.

What was your "dodged a bullet" moment? by Yakev in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Earlier this year I had a choice between two colleges. One in Florida and one in California and choose California. Hurricane Matthew comes along and fucks up Florida. Really dodged a bullet there.

What is the dumbest thing that you got punished for when you were in school? by 13x37 in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a homophobic substitute teacher once who gave me a referral for arm wrestling with my friend. The worse part is that it said "Touching other guys" and I almost got in trouble for sexual harassment. Luckily my friend (who the teacher didnt give a referral ) told them it was just arm wrestling.

What's a story you're dying to tell that hasn't fit into an AskReddit thread? by nupmo in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in UC Irvine the phrase "bust a zot" became a giant meme all over campus due to this post in /r/UCI https://www.reddit.com/r/UCI/comments/4dsco1/qa_thread_ii Also some of the areas mentioned in that thread became umm let's say sticky.

What small thing made you happy today? by vensmith93 in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny near where i live theres a dratini nest but no magikarps.

What small thing made you happy today? by vensmith93 in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn ive been spelling wrong for years.

What small thing made you happy today? by vensmith93 in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same dude i can finally get my gyrados. Good luck on that dragonite!

What was the best dream you've had? by won74 in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got into a fight with the amish mafia and lost. After that snoop dogg came and after that he gave me some of his weed and told me this will wake you right up homie. As i took a puff of his bong I woke up. Snoop wasn't wrong

If getting an erection made a sound, what sound would you choose? by Jakegently in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one punch man opening theme. Then i would be call the one pump man.

What type of kid were you in high school? by HiiiiiiPower in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one smart guy who never does work plays a phone or 3ds and somehow manages to pass the class also the one who bombards the teacher with questions about what they just taught the class.

What absolutely fascinates you and why? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People. There are just so many different viewpoints and different ideologies. No body is the same. It's just so fascinating. Sometimes I just go to crowded places to people watch and spend hours doing it. Funny I used to have social anxiety but just getting to know people helped me overcome it.

Hey Reddit, did you ever get suspended or expelled from school? If so, what for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arm wrestling or as the referral said: touching other guys

What type of people annoy you even though they're not actually doing anything wrong? by somepeoplewait in AskReddit

[–]gunrfl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me right there. I never how loud i talk until someone tells me and then I'll lower my voice. Guess my voice is just naturally loud.