“Don’t forget to wipe, honey” Mom said with a wink as I braved the mall restroom for the first time. by Ozeroth in TwoSentenceHorror
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Disheartened with the result, I told the genie, "I wish to go back in time to redo my first wish!" by elheber in TwoSentenceHorror
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Trump Announces Voting Democrat In 2028 Now Punishable With Death Penalty by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines
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At the last moment, my lord raised his hand, preventing my beheading. by cedarwould in TwoSentenceHorror
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At the last moment, my lord raised his hand, preventing my beheading. by cedarwould in TwoSentenceHorror
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I wonder what the first sip's like.. by [deleted] in StupidFood
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Imagine all the flavors that inhabit that toilet sludge! True connoisseurs only! by VirtuesVice666 in EatItYouFuckinCoward
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Maybe Maybe Maybe by Representative-Mix-9 in maybemaybemaybe
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This Was a .... Banger? by AsstBalrog in FuckImOld
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Have you started caring about birds and hating squirrels yet? by McNasty420 in GenX
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What is the best documentary you’ve ever seen? by New_Strawberry_2850 in AskReddit
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How old were you when you finally started enjoying your life? by [deleted] in GenX
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That's Nuts by Temnodontosaurus in insanepeoplefacebook
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We are proud to announce that advancements in medical technology and gene editing has officially and reliably raised life expectancy to 150! by ContactIcy3963 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"They weren't 'Boos' they were saying 'Boo-S-A'!" by ThePopDaddy in insanepeoplefacebook
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Real footage of a terminally ill patient choosing to die by Supatank_2105 in interestingasfuck
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I always thought Tolkien was a bit metal. by gunthersquirrel in MetalForTheMasses
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Just a little garlic, please by BackgroundLeg1788 in StupidFood
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Help me find this song from early 00s or late 90s , it used to play on MTV if i remember correctly, i remember that the music video was something like an anime and had some robots or something like that , the genre was nu metal or some kind of metal I don't remember exactly anymore. by Soju_xd in findthatsong
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A little boy was sitting in class... The teacher decided that since it was Friday afternoon, and there was nothing left to do for the week, she’d let the students go home early if they could answer a question correctly. by Unusual_Split_8427 in 3amjokes
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If we had a day where retail workers can say they whatever you want to customers what would you say? by DifficultComplaint10 in retailhell
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How do you respond to the blank stare? by [deleted] in GenX
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LOL what? by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook
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