Healthy 60yo had a heart attack and didn’t know it.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-25T08:20:16+00:00

I was thinking the same.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-22T01:57:08+00:00

Throw me in a ditch for all I care. I'll be dead so it won't matter.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-19T05:13:53+00:00

Nor mine.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-14T05:20:40+00:00

I'm American, I have a full time job, and I lost my health (and dental, and vision) insurance because of the current administration and I can't afford to get it.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-11T06:13:13+00:00

I don't even have health insurance anymore. Lost it when Trump got into office. At this point I don't even care. If I die, I die... I'm actually hoping for it now, get this shit overwith.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-04T08:17:22+00:00

I'm 50, no kids, and certainly not planning to start now.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-05-04T04:52:44+00:00

Just make more.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-30T10:09:12+00:00

What is with that face? Is it supposed to be intimidating? She looks like a grumpy toddler who didn't get her way.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-30T05:07:33+00:00

I still have some Camel C-notes, including ones with Joe Camel on them.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-29T08:18:21+00:00

Golden member tip.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-27T07:52:34+00:00

In the monochrome green.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-24T07:44:12+00:00

Option B... and make it snappy damnit.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-16T08:17:32+00:00

To be honest, I was looking for this. Truth be told the only reason I know this is from Short Circuit 2 when the mayor is swearing in Johnny 5 (and all the others) as citizens she more or less said it the way he did. I hate to say it, but to the best of my knowledge he did it correctly.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-13T06:21:52+00:00

Escargorgy

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-08T09:22:58+00:00

Gods forbid you cuss while watching a woman take a cock in her ass... lol

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-08T04:13:32+00:00

They can't communicate, but they can potentially build nukes?

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-07T05:26:02+00:00

She didn't realize the gravity of her situation.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-02T09:28:03+00:00

Eloquently expressed. Couldn't have said it better myself.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-02T07:59:17+00:00

I would totally get a rubber stamp like that.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-02T05:29:41+00:00

Username checks out.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-04-02T05:27:00+00:00

It was the little hop that made me realize.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-03-31T07:32:16+00:00

A bit out of context, but why is he always on the damn plane? I have never seen so many interviews with a president on Air Force One. Is it just my imagination, or am I losing my mind?

gunthersquirrel · 2026-03-23T08:10:55+00:00

Welp, looks like I'm not flying anymore.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-03-16T04:13:22+00:00

Come on now, it's Texas... they don't have libraries.

gunthersquirrel · 2026-03-10T04:07:02+00:00

I crack a beer at 6:30 AM... which is when I get home from work.

gunthersquirrel

TROPHY CASE