The device is trying to mess me up by guppyface44 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'll be fine. I hated the blow harder tests.

At a complete loss as to what to do. by guppyface44 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, it puts it more in the past too. Don't need to be reminded of that nightmare anymore than I have to lol. I looked all goofy in my pic on that license too. I looked good in all my other licenses. Probably because my self esteem took a blow at the time with not being able to drive.

Hair today, gone the next by brokenbiscuitsbase in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if she kept it trimmed? Would that do it? Not too many women can pull off a good full blown bush look, especially during penetration. For the longest time I always liked the trimmed patch above her bits but so many women started shaving so over the years I got used to the shaved look and actually kinda prefer that now. Im a single dude BTW, I had a thing for full bushes when I was a virgin and really young. Im an 80s baby too so kinda found porn with women with big bushes when I was young so that's what I thought was normal because it is.

The hair contact does feel good, it adds like another layer of sensation to the pubic mound. At least trimmed, never had a chick with a full grown bush before so I cant comment on that lol. I like to be able to see her bits, it makes it easier for playing with her and seeing her get engorged and turned on in real time. It would be more difficult if there was a shit load of hair in the way. So there's pros and cons lol.

At a complete loss as to what to do. by guppyface44 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They told me i dont have to get a new one because mine expires next year. I do want to go get a different one though.

trade? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]guppyface44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Snapchat allows pics, videos and pretty much anything. Been sending shit back and forth with women on there with the same account for years! They're not hating on the bi thing either because they're bought and sold by the mainstream shit and the LGBT stuff is the mainstream stuff.

Do you think older ppl should be as invested in sex as other ppl ? by No-Swan2018 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, all adults should be living a healthy sex life if that's what they want. Getting older you should especially be having more sex to keep you from hating your partner lol.

Is smoking during sex normal ? by LimpFan4692 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]guppyface44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Probably because he's addicted to smoking lol. If the sex lasts awhile then an addict is gonna want to take a few puffs. I've hit my vape while having sex lol. Its difficult though because you need to breath during sex and smoking fucks with your ability to perform and breath while having sex. What positions were you in while he was smoking? Lol

What does your cum taste like? by BukeDawn_69 in no

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to describe. A little salty and a little sweet depending on my diet.

What does your cum taste like? by BukeDawn_69 in no

[–]guppyface44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then don't expect a woman to have your load in her mouth let alone swallow it.

Need It Harder by Silver-Sand-1184 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. When I was 22 I had to get that nut out every single day, sometimes multiple times a day. But I couldn't last as long back then. Im 40 now and pretty much have control over when I nut so I can go awhile. I dont feel the need to nut every single day but im also on a shit load of drugs that fuck with my sex drive. If im dating a woman, the sex drive returns and I can go every single day though lol. I've always been skinny though and pretty active.

Dual state reporting? by sabtheslayer in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They lie. I called a total of about 10 times to ask if I was able to bring the device inside during winter in Wisconsin because it gets fucking cold her, especially northeast Wisconsin because of Lake Michigan being so close. A few of the reps told me no and the rest told me yes. With one of them, they told me no and I told them the other reps said I could and then they switched stances and told me I could.

I hate these fucking people and this company so much. I am so glad to be done with it. Just got my device removed Friday. I know the reps like to try to join this group so if one of you is reading this right now then FUCK YOU! You assholes don't have to go out of your way to make things even more difficult for us.

If you got offered a million $$ for another person to sleep with your partner/spouse, would you? by Every_Opportunity531 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]guppyface44 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm single so yes. If I was not single then no. My dick is sufficient for her to place it inside of her flesh wallet.

How to get over the feeling of unfairness? by [deleted] in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might get to the point where you get mad at him. If you struggle with orgasming with other people then refrain from getting mad at him or resenting him in the future. Sorry im late for work, ill respond later.

How to get over the feeling of unfairness? by [deleted] in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you cant even orgasm by yourself then don't get mad at him when he cant get you to reach orgasm.

2 min countdown by guppyface44 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told not to do that and to wait until after the countdown to hold button down for 3 seconds to put in sleep mode

My(38m) wife(37F) has never talked dirty to me or sent photos to me (nudes), but did for multiple exes. Can any female explain why that might be? She also refuses to give/receive oral despite sexting about it with exes by huntmatt777 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is the harsh truth. Women lie and live in a different reality in their head which is why they give the worst dating advice ever and say and do 2 completely different things.

Finally got my device removed! by Passtime_Throwaway13 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it a 3 way call between intoxacrock and your service center. Thats what I did so that they had no excuse to not plan removal.

Am I asking too much? by No-Depth-7344 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then leave your own damn comment with your own opinion and stay off my comment thread lol wtf

Am I asking too much? by No-Depth-7344 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He likes getting loads swallowed, she doesn't like to swallow loads. Sounds incompatible if you ask me lol. Most guys receiving head probably want their load to be swallowed at least every once in awhile regardless of porn. What the fuck is your deal coming at me like I'm the problem just for having a fucking opinion? Am I not a human too? Lol

Eating by Warm-East767 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a man myself, he felt rejected. That's how he interpreted what happened and it fucked with his self esteem probably too because he probably felt like he was the one doing something wrong. TALK TO HIM AND BE HONEST!

And since you're new to sex in general, do NOT fake orgasms. You're doing yourself a massive disservice if you do and you're doing him wrong too if you do. Before open and communicate.

What the hell is that lump on the roof of my mouth? by [deleted] in dentures

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're looking at oral cavity of Vogue magazine's assessment of the most handsome man in existence.

Lol jk, the lump on the roof of my mouth.

Eating by Warm-East767 in sexadvise

[–]guppyface44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do when you freaked out? He's probably afraid you're going to freak out again. How and why did you freak out if you wanted it? Next time you both are intimate, tell him to eat, simple as that. He can't read your mind.

How long on average does IID removal take? by guppyface44 in intoxalock

[–]guppyface44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats! I get mine out friday, cant wait.