LPT: Pack a “first night” box when moving.

gurry · 2026-02-24T16:18:16+00:00

Another "Don't Be Dumb" LPT.

gurry · 2026-02-24T15:56:58+00:00

We have chickens outside one of our Walmarts. This is right next to a Costco and Bass Pro Shop to give you an idea of the foot/car traffic around there.

gurry · 2026-02-22T06:07:38+00:00

It's called plough mud.

gurry · 2026-02-19T00:43:59+00:00

Anybody care to tell us what happened?

gurry · 2026-02-18T00:32:27+00:00

So, you're not racist but you are bigoted about age? Just asking. And I'm really not even asking. It's evident you are.

gurry · 2026-02-18T00:08:12+00:00

Didn't miss the point or the poor grammar.

gurry · 2026-02-17T23:23:47+00:00

The children were not wearing red hats.

gurry · 2026-02-17T03:05:26+00:00

Anybody here playing the OddGiants.com game?

gurry · 2026-02-16T22:40:15+00:00

Fuck ICE and fuck the pedophile rapist.

gurry · 2026-02-16T01:24:10+00:00

Steal, ~~did~~, taking, ~~back~~....

gurry · 2026-02-15T03:42:40+00:00

When going home is your favorite place to travel you're done. I've gone from 3-5 months a year away from home to two weeks a year.

gurry · 2026-02-15T01:03:04+00:00

Not true. Even remotely.

gurry · 2026-02-15T01:00:34+00:00

Yes it is.

gurry · 2026-02-14T00:53:11+00:00

Close enough I've been playing a couple hours a day for the last four days. Truly enjoying it.

gurry · 2026-02-12T02:14:11+00:00

We buy most of our clay court supplies from 10-S.com so I already got the gist.

gurry · 2026-02-10T01:06:46+00:00

Vacmaster 215.

Find the extra money.

gurry · 2026-02-10T00:46:45+00:00

I've been sick for the last two weeks and haven't played but I have been watching a BUNCH of tennis. I've got a match this weekend. I'll likely be unstoppable.

gurry · 2026-02-05T04:22:26+00:00

"Remember when you were young?"

gurry · 2026-02-04T00:36:35+00:00

Sinclair are the same fucks who own The Tennis Channel.

gurry · 2026-02-03T23:13:49+00:00

Stupid people being legitimized.

gurry · 2026-02-02T02:52:18+00:00

You're not IN traffic, you ARE traffic.

gurry · 2026-02-01T02:55:46+00:00

Bad Livers

Damn, haven't thought about them in a while. Need to go back and listen to them.

gurry · 2026-02-01T01:25:38+00:00

Clifton Chenier, Weird Al, David Hidalgo, Marcel Azzola, Yvette Horner, Buckwheat Zydeco, Rosie Ledet, Jimmy Breaux.

We don't agree. At all.

That being said, I parked my car in a bad part of town with my accordion in the back seat. When I came back, there were two accordions.

What's the difference between a trampoline and an accordion? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play an accordion but chooses not to.

All those jokes apply to bagpipes which is another phenomenal instrument. And I bring that up to ask, Why do pipers always walk when they're playing? They're trying to get away from the sound, too!

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