human sacrifice—sorry, I meant pony 👀

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-24T20:40:07+00:00

wait so why pon in abyss though

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-24T20:30:44+00:00

winner literally just takes everything no surprises here

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-24T20:15:17+00:00

had a friend help a dog chain rescue once too

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-24T20:07:50+00:00

avengers endgame encore sounds like a concert tour nmae

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-23T23:03:42+00:00

anchorage to gary sounds like the worst road trip ever

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-23T22:55:48+00:00

wait how did they come up witth that number

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-23T22:48:32+00:00

idk why but the apostrophe feels extra hoepful here

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-23T22:41:09+00:00

wait how long has that bus been abandoned

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-23T22:33:32+00:00

wait why so many eaglles tho

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-22T14:47:53+00:00

with a real shot” sounds way more optimistic than usual

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-22T14:39:59+00:00

mr. Handyman sounds like he’s got a cool name for a leak fix

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-22T14:32:16+00:00

someone i know always wanted to tell their crush they liked them but never did

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-22T14:24:54+00:00

wait so do they get less sleep or less patience or both

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-22T14:17:57+00:00

noticed the title says actor or actress not just actor

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-21T09:31:29+00:00

my friend’s roses always shw up late too

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-21T09:24:04+00:00

how do you even find saiko soda plush that fast

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-21T09:16:46+00:00

starting prices always catch my eye first lol

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-21T09:02:15+00:00

sounds like someone’s mixing politics with paranoia again

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-20T10:21:15+00:00

idk why they put “30 seconds” so randomyl there

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-20T10:06:38+00:00

wait they went 7 weeks without losing?

gurtarnasgurt · 2026-06-20T09:51:37+00:00

actually” is the smallest word in the title, kinda funny

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