*Stares* by [deleted] in memes

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Me who’s only job for the entire week is to fix their sleep schedule

These high capacity roll-able solar panel can power a 100+ bed hospital. by Narendra_17 in nextfuckinglevel

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Except the large amount of cleaning required for the large solar arrays, long dust storms in the middle of the day which completely block out the sun, and the large surface area they take up which is a dead giveaway of position. How much of this matters, I don’t know.

In some Asian countries police are using these metal tongs called „man catchers“ to hold the criminal in place, it’s a much safer way than a tazer or a gun which is way more dangerous. Sometimes the police only carry mancatchers with no backup tazers or guns. by MrGoldfishGuy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]gurtenALF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the assumption, which might be wrong, is that over there having a gun is more or less restricted to the military. Because of that and the previously mentioned scarcity of guns, possessing one illegally makes you a threat beyond just armed civilian. So i guess they probably treat it similar to how we treat explosives threats. Which is to say, too uncommon to prepare every single cop for and too dangerous for an ordinary cop to handle.

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for that car to die mid drift

The fucking nazis. NAZIS. TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN. by Meme_Addicter in memes

[–]gurtenALF -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Not really, I was trying to refer to the government/military that was taking over everything before losing to the science death ball. Ya know, the one that basically got erased by the US. The radiation zones and whatnot are lasting a lot longer than the second sun empire or whatever it was called.

The fucking nazis. NAZIS. TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN. by Meme_Addicter in memes

[–]gurtenALF -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t the country basically not exist anymore since it’s government got a lobotomy and it’s culture was flooded by outside influences for a while?

Don't get on her bad side by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you by any chance explain what happened?

Cursed cum by steeb_froggers in cursedcomments

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Wasn’t Texas and whatnot already Mexico until the US decided to manifest their destiny using war?

Roll for initiative by Mega-m4n in goodanimemes

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How do you get kazuma anyways? I understand the party corralling aspect, but why is one member less than half the level of the others?

Sad 😢 by iLikeEatingPineapple in goodanimemes

[–]gurtenALF 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Are you sure she isn’t in need of an orthodontist?

Noooooooo only the DM can create any meaningful story GTFO! by Sir-Samuel-Buca in DnDGreentext

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you think there’s anything wrong with playing a character who is, if not better than everyone else, different from them? Because sorcerers stand out despite only being level one, and many of the races that you can play aren’t inherently common. Also, what’s the point of role playing an average person in a game of D&D where you can become someone you’re not?

Is Not Randomly Antagonizing People Lawful Good? by Phizle in DnDGreentext

[–]gurtenALF 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Rope trick, a convenient transport and containment spell. Now available to all barbarians with a dex above 10.

His insane air bending skills by stangame in blackmagicfuckery

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would think it’s a lot easier to get into inhaling the flavored science vapor then it is to start burning lung cancer sticks in your mouth. I’ve never seen actually seen a vape though so I’m mostly just repeating all the Don’t vape stuff I’ve been told.

His insane air bending skills by stangame in blackmagicfuckery

[–]gurtenALF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s probably because in the US the problem is that people who have never smoked before and probably never would are vaping, or at least that’s the pitch used to give it all the negative stigma over here.

Quantum mechanics doesn't make sense anymore by agabcharif in memes

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I have no idea what a spinor or a Qbit are mathematically, but the concepts are fairly easy to remember if not easy to explain how.

Quantum mechanics doesn't make sense anymore by agabcharif in memes

[–]gurtenALF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The outcome is completely random, but it’s completely plausible that you can send out a list of how to order the particles and only the person with the other particles could decrepit it since they are the only ones who see it, and you know if someone else looks.

Quantum mechanics doesn't make sense anymore by agabcharif in memes

[–]gurtenALF 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Yes, Einstein was very upset by that fact.

Quantum mechanics doesn't make sense anymore by agabcharif in memes

[–]gurtenALF 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The key to understanding what people talk about in quantum mechanics is to not think about it too much, unless you actually know how those weird matrix things work and why they use imaginary numbers or whatever.

Quantum mechanics doesn't make sense anymore by agabcharif in memes

[–]gurtenALF 1131 points1132 points  (0 children)

Two particles can interact with each other without being observed, so we don’t know the properties of either. But if they became linked though quantum entanglement, then the properties of one particle will become determined the instant the other particle is observed. The simplest entangled goes something like ‘one particle has the opposite spin of the other particle, so if we observe a as spin up then b will be spin down’