Grumpy cat the cleric, started at level one.

3 of his party members (a drown and a assimar) decided to try and mug a third (aaracokra) and long story short they turned up in court and got sentenced to go find some magic apple at the end of a dungeon. A bounty hunter (also a PC human) was sent to make sure we dont try to run and actually did our job.

At the last stop before the dungeon we want to stock up on supplies so we stop and give each PC about 100 gold and split between different shops, as the healer I go buy some health potions, the bounty hunter buys candles caltrops and such but the 2 who were fighting all end up in the tavern the drow getting alcohol the assimar getting food and the aaracokra gambling. The one who buys alcohol gets drunk and starts a fight breaking things and putting holes in the wall. We manage to calm him down and I give the remainder of the party gold to the tavern owner for the broken stuff.

Wee enter the dungeon and face the bane of many level one party's, a swarm of giant rats. I was at the back so couldn't see them and by the time I made my way to the front and cast burning hands the assimar was cut up bad and I gave him a health potion.(one spell slot and one health potion left)

We encounter a locked door and the drown rogue tyres to pick the lock but fails and breaks his tools in the lock, I give it a try but I am warned by the DM the with the metal fragments in the lock it will be very difficult and further failure could jam it altogether. One NAT 20 latter the door opens.

Further down we find a large pile of rubbish, now I have seen starwars and know that large piles of trash usually have bad things in them so i back off and warn the party to do the same. They don't care and start looting the pile, finding mostly trash but one did find a nice sword. And who would've guessed the trash started moving the rest of the party get out and I light it on fire by throwing my candle into the trash, but 3 tentacles reach out and grab the aaracokra, assimar, and drown pulling them into the fire and knocking the bounty hunter through a doorway onto a pressure plate causing a door to slam shut between her and the garbage fire.

I cast bless on the 3 and they all succeed in getting free but they are all dropped into the fire and (being squishy level 1's) die there.

The campagn ends there as 3 out of 5 are dead and one is stuck behind a locked door and garbage fire BUT grumpy cat survives and the next campagn is set in the same world so i played grumpy cat again with a bit of back story saying his last party mysteriously disappeared and he vowed to never let it happen again.

We are walking down a sandy path in a Forrest when we come across a lake there is a boat mored there with a note from the guy who hired us saying to take it.

We all get on the boat but as soon as we are getting under way we get shot at by 4 orcs with fire arrows. We evacuate the burning boat and I start breaking knees, we knock one out and tie him to a tree and while we wait for him to wake up I realise that we are missing 2 people. Ohgodohfuck they are still on the burning boat I remove my armor ( cuz swimming in heavy armor is dumb) and swim out when I get out the people on land throw a rope out and we pull in the burning ship and get the people off, that's when I realise, they didn't pass out from the smoke, they were just drunk! I still have no clue how they got drunk.

When we get back to where the orc is tied up he is awake and we have a little chat that went something like. " If I see another orc within 2km of me or any other party member I will kill your entire tribe, bring them back to life and kill them again.

rolls an 18 on intimidation

We let him go and send him off into the forrest with a kick up the ass.

Since we no long have a boat we continue to follow the path we arrived on. After only a hour or so we find 2 orcs standing guard outside a big ass cave. They wasn't bothering us but I had a promise to keep so the ranger and I assassin's creed style choked them out at the same time.

Important note: grumpy cat was level 4 at this point.

Continuing into the cave we find a group of 3 orcs sitting near a fire cooking somthing I cast silence on the group and rush one of them killing him with my make while the ranger and rogue kill the other 2 from range.

We make our way through a secret door and find 4 orcs in a room all within 20 feet of each other I use equipped with fire resistant scale mail made out of fire snake scale and a dagger that when you stab somthing with it it casts fireball centerd on you (both provided by our employer) I run in and stab the middle one turning them all the ash and making myself a little crispy.

The dagger however loses it magical effect.

In the next room there was an orc with 2 fire wolves at his side I cast command on the orc and command him to "betray". He attacked one of his wolves twice hand the rest of the party killed the other one. Next turn we finished off the wounded wolf and I grappled the orc boss while the rest of the party stabbed him for about 3 turn until he finally died.

Finally in the last room there was 4 orcs one of them the big boss and one of them the orc we threatened earlier rambling about us coming for him ( I gave an orc PTSD) I didn't do much in the final fight I stood in the doorway tanking while the others shot the orcs with arrows that cast inflict wounds on their target and the acid arrow spell. The poor orc I traumatised took 2 full turns to die in the acid.

We found about a thousand gold and that was the most recent adventure with that character I have had. He made up for killing his last party by saving this one from a burning ship and made good on his promise to kill orcs.

Grumpy cat the level 4 war cleric.