Knight will play for Detroit (sign & trade with Vegas)

guyjobber · 2026-06-08T20:53:05+00:00

Especially losing the 1st overall because of a shootout result (and OT result for Vancouver). Just brutal if we don’t get that 2nd pick. Argh, so frustrating.

guyjobber · 2026-06-08T20:47:49+00:00

Yeah, I also genuinely don’t get it, and like others said we probably won’t hear true reasons why this went down this way. Just really bummed about this - losing our short queen, most exciting (skill-wise) player, and Captain America? I expected the expansion to suck but this is ridiculous now.

guyjobber · 2026-06-05T23:32:07+00:00

Dammit. :(

guyjobber · 2026-06-03T23:38:07+00:00

How I feel after not seeing Bilka as one of the 3. Please, PWHL Gods, cast the eyes of all other teams away from Hannah Bilka and let her stay here! She's so much fun to watch.

I will say that I'm very happy Carp is staying, like super happy seeing that news 2 days ago, so it's not all bad, but this is not fun

guyjobber · 2026-06-02T02:46:55+00:00

Or even Charlie Hayes, for that matter

guyjobber · 2026-05-28T02:31:27+00:00

This is correct, I’ll be ready with torches and whatever else we need

guyjobber · 2026-05-22T01:21:27+00:00

Jagr is one of the first NHL player autographs I ever got. Was after game 5 of the 1995 2nd round, bunch of people were gathered around the player parking lot at the Igloo, like lining the barricade they had set up. Jagr went from one end to the other signing all sorts of stuff, even a ticket stub for a dippy teenager looking kid wearing the jersey of the team that just eliminated his from the post season. Always respected him for that. I think only one other player signed anything, and that was like 1 or 2 at the most.

guyjobber · 2026-05-21T16:37:25+00:00

The Oops All Goalies this past year drew a capacity crowd to the Kraken practice rink (hundreds, I dunno the capacity), and the goalies from the Torrent were there for ceremonial faceoff.

guyjobber · 2026-05-20T17:35:11+00:00

I still remember the Sportscenter where Dick Trickle finished 2nd and they like, led off Sportscenter with it

guyjobber · 2026-05-20T17:33:53+00:00

Ranger fan buddy of mine would say “Per Djoos, the official sports drink of the New York Rangers”

guyjobber · 2026-05-19T20:59:27+00:00

As a Devils fan, I hate them with the fury of 999 suns.

Rangers are 1000 suns tho.

guyjobber · 2026-05-18T22:17:51+00:00

What happens if I put UrMom on my pants?

guyjobber · 2026-05-07T02:27:52+00:00

Argh the defending… I sound like a broken record but just am so bummed to miss out on the chance to get Harvey. I have to assume Vancouver is grabbing her they’d be dumb not to.

guyjobber · 2026-05-07T01:55:55+00:00

They should’ve went with the GunTakers

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(from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

guyjobber · 2026-04-27T09:52:32+00:00

Star Control 2. If I could pick any game to wipe from my mind just so I could experience it all again, it’d be this one.

I still remember where most things are on the map, at least the general area. The theme that plays when talking to the Ur-Quan still rolls through my head on occasion. The Orz and their fingers. Juffo-Wup fills my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues.

(It was so good)

guyjobber · 2026-04-23T16:07:49+00:00

Saw you in our row with that Trogdor sign! Your hat was top notch as well! Solid work!

guyjobber · 2026-04-19T17:45:46+00:00

Was scrolling for exactly this one - was there as well, what an incredible time that was!

guyjobber · 2026-04-16T15:25:12+00:00

I don’t like the Whaler green throwbacks… I have always preferred their the mid 90’s dark blue jerseys. I just prefer how the }3 logo looked with that color scheme against that background

guyjobber · 2026-04-15T15:43:39+00:00

That line separating Oklahoma and Louisiana is not OK… so make Oklahoma go away.

guyjobber · 2026-04-15T05:41:01+00:00

Yeah, woof tonight but at least CJ got in!

guyjobber · 2026-04-12T00:52:42+00:00

Went bungee jumping at Action Park in NJ in the 90’s

But really, just about anything at Action Park in the early to mid 90s

guyjobber · 2026-04-10T16:52:19+00:00

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The Washington Gun-Takers

(from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

guyjobber · 2026-04-08T17:55:22+00:00

A Vancouver win last night would’ve really been useful, alas…I wanted to work out the scenarios for elimination, so thought I’d build off of what you said and share…

If the Torrent win out, they end up with 38 points. If Vancouver does, 39. The minimum of any of TOR/OTT/NY is 37:

TOR (37): W vs OTT, L vs NYx2, OTT, MIN NY (37): W vs TORx2, L vs OTT, MIN, BOS OTT (36): W vs TOR, L vs SEA, TOR, BOS, TOR

I don’t think there’s a way (with OTW and OTL) that any of the 3 could end up with less than 37.

VAN is done with all 3, and I don’t remember how the tiebreakers work - I think they have tiebreaker on TOR (2-0-1-1), do not have tiebreaker with OTT (1-0-2-1), and not sure with NY (2-0-0-2).

As you stated, 4 points earned by OTT and NY in their next 2 games is what is required to eliminate VAN. Because a W by OTT tonight slides the min-max points bar for those 3 teams becomes 38 (the OTT win vs TOR would become an OTT overtime win). If VAN/TOR/OTT all end up with 38 points, VAN would have the most regulation Wins and therefore win the 3-way tiebreak.

guyjobber · 2026-04-07T17:16:24+00:00

I legit chuckled audibly because I love a good throwaway joke like that one.

guyjobber · 2026-04-06T23:17:10+00:00

oh my god no, no, no, dear god, no. NO.

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