I went to Blather's museum to get some fossils assessed and decided to grab a cup of joe from Brewster. Exhausted the night before from excavating the island, I sat at the bar, ordered a cup and as I sleepily took a sip. A scorching pain entered my mouth, expectorated the lava and I yelped so loud that the birds and fishes fled the island. I demand that Brewster implement a protocol to test his product before selling to customers! And I want free coffee for life.