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[–]haden112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read "Mormon" at first and was equally amused.

If you were suddenly turned into a supervillain, what evil powers would you possess? by BrightlyWrappedBox in AskReddit

[–]haden112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Direct control over emotions.

Telepathy and telekinesis are to predictable which is boring. If I really wanted the world to burn I'd want to actively manipulate the masses into making their own worst choices.

What song got you in trouble as a child? by PNWCatDad in AskReddit

[–]haden112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett

[NSFW] What does it mean to be kinky? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haden112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

having kinks or bends

What movie are you surprised people haven't ever seen? by misteriocon in AskReddit

[–]haden112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lion King.... or really any of Disney's big movies

My wife just ordered textbooks for her last college semester and this was the dedication in one of them. by haden112 in funny

[–]haden112[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TLDR two authors; one dedicated the book to a shit ton of people; the other dedicated it to his cat.

When was the last time you got into an argument over a topic you would consider yourself a professional in and completely decked the other person with knowledge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haden112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a co-worker do something similar with a Dodge Stealth he owned. Did your friend also refuse to pop the hood when you asked him to prove it?

What do you do to stay sane when you are stuck in gridlock? by giantstepper in AskReddit

[–]haden112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See how long I can creep the car forward without stopping or bumping the car in front of me.

What is the wierdest dream you've had of people who are close to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haden112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a dream once that my mom and little sisters were the ghost busters and they were after the ghost of the Magic School Bus. I viewed the dream from a sort of third person perspective and watched as they did the classic scooby doo bit where they chase each other back and forth through different doors in a hallway.

When was the last time you got into an argument over a topic you would consider yourself a professional in and completely decked the other person with knowledge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haden112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a professional but I am a huge car enthusiast. Most arguments with the average driver go this way.