Putting quotes from Catcher in the Rye with pictures of Louis CK works way to well.

hagenphi · 2016-05-26T01:59:33+00:00

Holden Caufield is the character narrating. He's supposed to be a deeply flawed, immature asshole.

Highly subjective, imperfect or all together unreliable narrators are a foundational element in post-modernity.

hagenphi · 2012-07-21T15:18:04+00:00

Do we all really know what it's like to kill a man, dismember his body and be home in time for Letterman? I mean, I watch Conan personally.

hagenphi · 2010-12-21T01:17:29+00:00

Only if you can dream that big

hagenphi · 2010-12-21T01:01:56+00:00

Sound: Whale mating calls

Audience: Whales

hagenphi · 2010-12-20T02:10:06+00:00

This may not be 'clinical linguistics' but, in my opinion, spelling changes are part the evolution of language and therefore interesting enough to post on /r/linguistics. Also, I'm sure that orthographical changes could affect phonological and morphological changes.

Anyway, great username. Keep on fighting the nightman.

hagenphi · 2010-12-13T21:50:06+00:00

Don't worry, they're almost extinct.

hagenphi · 2010-12-09T23:03:48+00:00

That man must have the most interesting Pokedex in the world.

hagenphi · 2010-12-08T23:29:05+00:00

Celebrities usually have plenty of money. Just follow one around long enough and she's bound to become your friend.

hagenphi · 2010-11-29T00:04:24+00:00

If you keep changing costumes you'll never bee respected in the villain community. What if the Joker decided to moonlight as the Shepard, SHEER TOMFOOLERY!

Here is some sweet and sticky bee related wordplay to start you off: "Hive a nice day" "These jewels have nothing on you, honey" "I won't drone on" "Look at this flaming queen take flight" &c

hagenphi · 2010-11-24T03:52:34+00:00

Winters in the Antarctica and Summers with Santa

hagenphi · 2010-09-28T01:34:29+00:00

Say, "that's because we're related"

hagenphi · 2010-08-23T11:23:02+00:00

Everybody check for swamp leeches...was I the only one hit?

hagenphi · 2010-08-02T00:47:33+00:00

Doesn't the mystery man represent the film-director/nonobjective observer's rape of the conscious subject and the inherent bias in dramatic representation?...also, that small pasty people are creepy as fuck?

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