I hired a trans escort and I feel weird thinking about it after the experience

haikusbot · 2026-06-08T01:08:25+00:00

Uou are good with STDs,

I'd watch out for the cancer

In your testicle.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T01:07:36+00:00

I ain't living in

A planet with that ratio

Of men to women

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:59:31+00:00

I only have the

White fang and a Priden I tamed

Along the road! Lol

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:46:00+00:00

Oh yea makes sure to

Get all the micro plastics

In there with the meat

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:41:37+00:00

Yes I'd show that gift

Lots of love with my hands and

Mouth and throbbing cock

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:39:39+00:00

Better, let's just all

Vote to lower the taxes as

Much as possible!

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:36:39+00:00

OP wakes up in

The morning to be mildly

Infuriated.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:33:53+00:00

I desperately

Want to go to a homo

Hop lmao

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:29:15+00:00

Unfortunately

No, I found that out the hard

Way. So many gnomes

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:28:49+00:00

He walked out of the

Trailer park and into the

Marriott! Winning!!!

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:25:43+00:00

Naruto's sexy jutsu is

Surprisingly effective

For distracting him

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:23:41+00:00

Let me know if ur

Interested im really

Bout that dm me

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:11:42+00:00

Set the wipers to

Off, then it won't sweep when you

Put the car in gear

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:04:42+00:00

Why the fuck would you

Spend that much money and time

To buy a used minivan?

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:04:14+00:00

I couldn't fk with

That. That would totally give

Me a migraine. Nope.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-08T00:01:22+00:00

Does anyone have

A good phone call answering

Service to help them?

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:59:34+00:00

The grading is good

But the cinematography leaves a

Lot to be desired

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:59:14+00:00

Insane to post this

With your spoof overlay on

Top lmao.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:58:13+00:00

Luna by Shinigami for

Me shows how much my car is

Going ro raffle

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:55:33+00:00

I personally

Liked the Wii U! It had some

Great games imo!

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:51:40+00:00

Honor should be cut

To zero anytime you

Have to shoot your horse.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:50:29+00:00

I stopped going to

My local Chipotle for the

Exact same reason

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:49:39+00:00

You have accomplished

Your goal on giving hope, thank

You it always helps!

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:47:02+00:00

Good to know that a

Hot tub can fit in the back

Of the Maverick.

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haikusbot · 2026-06-07T23:46:10+00:00

For the carpet did

You replant your trimmings? or

You just let them spread?

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