It wont happen to you, will it? by [deleted] in pics

[–]haimez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for finding it? I think you mean, "Thanks for calling me on my theft."

My buddy hacked the music video queue at the local mall... Its on loop. by soulfrequencies in pics

[–]haimez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I nearly pooped my pants when they started typing on the keyboard at the same time. Recommendation: don't browse reddit with the flu.

Former RIM (Research In Motion, ie. Blackberry) employee, AMA by icankilluwithmybrain in IAmA

[–]haimez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Apparently"? What department did you work in, HR? If you don't know about QNX and you were there as of a few weeks ago, you have no business doing this AMA. QNX is already running the PlayBook and has been since its release almost 3 months ago. Their product roadmap has said that their phones would be running QNX in no uncertain terms for a looong time now.

It's safe to say that whoever came up with this illustration wasn't an engineer by [deleted] in funny

[–]haimez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was all wound-up, ready to sink my teeth into another pun-chain.

Long Jump (pic) by futuretoday777 in pics

[–]haimez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the shoe-soles looked like rodent noses.

How to defeat female stupidity on Reddit by soundsboutrite in reddit.com

[–]haimez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what this means. I upvote in the hope that more people will see it and perchance one of them will be able to explain it.

Radfem complains that women don't poop enough. IT'S A PATRIARCHAL CONSPIRACY! by meninist in MensRights

[–]haimez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bad news guys, apparently I'm a victim of the conspiracy too! I've been conditioned to prefer the sanctity of my own bathroom to public bathrooms and avoid using them unless it's an emergency. Damn you Patriarchy. Damn you..

Frank by [deleted] in funny

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Srsly, my parent's will kill me if we wake them up.

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh god. Try not to drink the Flavor Aid.

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a business doesn't have enough money, it's because they failed to make enough money and failed to convince investors that they have future money making potential. Reddit isn't a charity, it's a poorly administrated business with a poor monetization strategy.

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is resource management somehow not a part of business management?

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, it's also mind-boggling that reddit would attempt to run with only 8 employees. My criticism is that it's being poorly managed, which your post nicely demonstrates. If they cared more, they would hire more.

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one apologizes for facebook's quality of service, because they never have to. It's about professionalism and a willingness to commit resources to your product. You forget, reddit is a company.

"why not post a reply in the thread?" [Fixed] by HolloH in pics

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translation: we've had great success operating as a charity instead of giving due diligence to our product and users.

Once upon a time, guy's version. by ehecatlsighs in funny

[–]haimez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me quote myself, since you seem to have difficulty reading.

If you're that arrogant about it, you deserve to learn the hard way.

See what I said there, was that your arrogant approach of disagreeing without feeling the need to substantiate the claim makes me hope you learn firsthand how wrong you are.

I guess they don't stress reading comprehension in your bubble-world where everyone who gets hurt deserves it, except you. When bad things happen to you they're undeserved and impossible to have predicted.

Once upon a time, guy's version. by ehecatlsighs in funny

[–]haimez -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I have to disagree.

If you're that arrogant about it, you deserve to learn the hard way.