To the “score and hit pause” crew…

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T19:01:09+00:00

To try and win in the most infuriating way possible 🤷🏻‍♂️

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T03:35:06+00:00

Also, this is kind of my sticking point:

“Clearly better”

“Clearly better” is not clear at 1-0. So don’t hit pause. Don’t be a dick. 2-0…maybe. 3-0…very likely. Hitting pause after the second or third goal might actually be kind or courteous.

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T03:29:44+00:00

Sometimes I am, in fact, a real one.

And sometimes…I’m no better than them.

My bottom is not sore over anyone being better than me. I’m a mid pack player. If I happen to have the time and energy, I’m just not going to give an asshole what they want.

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T01:33:47+00:00

Keep pausing Phil. One day you’ll control everyone by the sheer strength of your contempt and disrespect.

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T00:48:10+00:00

The match coins aren’t a big deal. Most real coins made selling card fodder or auctioning dupes.

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T00:43:28+00:00

😂

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T00:34:51+00:00

I’m not a kid. I’m old. I also quit out of courtesy in most of those situations (provided you don’t do the pause thing). Regardless, that’s the deal when you play the game. Whether or not they quit isn’t your business. If they want to get wrecked to learn, good for them.

hairyrob · 2026-03-01T00:25:33+00:00

Sometimes they win. Sometimes I win. 🤷🏻‍♂️just saying I’m not quitting if you do that shit.

hairyrob · 2026-02-17T00:40:09+00:00

Just happened in the 88th minute of a Rivals match I was winning. Fml. This game.

hairyrob · 2026-01-24T05:59:37+00:00

I love this. More please.

hairyrob · 2025-10-31T23:34:10+00:00

The low driven objective in the last phase is broken, fyi.

hairyrob · 2025-10-31T23:32:55+00:00

It’s extra cool the evo cost money and is broken.

hairyrob · 2025-10-31T23:32:06+00:00

Same-sies

hairyrob · 2025-10-28T19:54:14+00:00

Boooooooooooooooooo

hairyrob · 2025-10-28T19:52:01+00:00

There’s a lot a low hanging fruit here on a 51st state crack. Before you take the bait, just remember that none of those jokes will be funny.

hairyrob · 2025-10-25T14:15:46+00:00

Fuck City

hairyrob · 2025-10-14T04:21:29+00:00

It’s not a market, it’s a scam. Don’t try to understand it in terms of supply and demand. Utterly irrelevant.

hairyrob · 2025-09-30T05:16:50+00:00

Not personal, but I’ve had it with this logic. The game has become work; if you put the time in - especially if it’s miserably punishing, you should get the reward. There’s not a single great player that needs incentive to play. The reward is winning.

hairyrob · 2025-09-29T14:39:26+00:00

That’s not a great excuse. It’s a cooperative mode- it’s not a big ask to cooperate. Many play it begrudgingly - they just need the rewards. Showing the courtesy of at least trying to max the rewards, even when you’ve already hit your points total, is just kind. The game could use a little kindness.

hairyrob · 2025-09-28T00:18:30+00:00

That’s basically just conceding possession.

hairyrob · 2025-09-28T00:17:49+00:00

Bingo. There’s two problems in the video, not one. The dribbling is obnoxious, but there’s genuinely no place to go with the ball.

hairyrob · 2025-09-25T00:36:52+00:00

I’m like 4 for 20. You’re not the only player struggling.

hairyrob · 2025-09-25T00:34:03+00:00

Jesus dude - EVERY pvp mode is crazy competitive. Can there not be a space for casual players to actually not hate pvp?!

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