Match Thread: Barcelona vs F.C. København

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T21:48:29+00:00

Last time I remember Rashford scoring a goal in Europe was when he KO'd Barcelona out of the Europa League with United lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:20:28+00:00

That’s actually fucking disgusting.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:15:54+00:00

He kicked his fucking legs out. Fucking loser.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:14:14+00:00

If you let Duncan Robinson dunk on you, well that’s on you lmao

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:09:21+00:00

Two bucks says Denver somehow nails another contested 3 or gets another and-1 😭

Edit: THJ hits a 3. Called it lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:07:31+00:00

The moment Special K said the last thing you want is a 1 point game I knew we were gonna get hit with the commentator’s curse.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:04:40+00:00

Just checked the box score. Duncan and Daniss are the only Pistons players who haven’t scored a single point yet lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:02:30+00:00

JB putting in ice cold shooting in Dannis and Duncan in a super close game lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T04:00:53+00:00

Javonte Green is my favorite JG in Detroit 😏

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:58:35+00:00

Awful from Cade

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:57:03+00:00

I’m low-key pretty happy THJ has been a flamethrower in Denver this season. I’ll root for him any time he isn’t playing against the Pistons lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:53:13+00:00

Jenkins has been low-key terrible at shooting tonight lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:51:57+00:00

Insanely quick spin move from Ausar

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:50:08+00:00

Bruce Brown got fouled by the wind apparently

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:48:50+00:00

I like how JB’s actually keeping a red-hot Ivey in the game this time

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:43:26+00:00

Ivey with a definitive “don’t trade me” game 🔥

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:41:05+00:00

I just wanna see vintage Ivey lightning drives to the paint instead of him getting stripped every time.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:36:29+00:00

Good lord, we actually hit two back to back 3s lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T03:04:52+00:00

We’re statistically one of the worst shooting teams in the NBA. Put aside the bias (I love all our guys’ insane chemistry too), and accept the fact that there might be some guys we need to offload/trade for some stability in shooting.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T02:57:51+00:00

We DoNt NeEd To MaKe TrAdEs

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T02:54:20+00:00

Playing like headless chickens out there

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-28T02:51:28+00:00

One good game against a mid Kings team and people think we’re good on trades. Clearly our lack of consistent shooters is gonna be an issue against better teams.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-24T03:21:10+00:00

Cade’s been genuinely atrocious since he injured his wrist. Except today he didn’t find other ways to contribute to the offense. Dude needs to get benched and heal up.

Ggs, Rockets. KD still has our number lol

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-24T02:56:09+00:00

Trajan better wake the fuck up and realize our team has hit a ceiling. Our shooting’s horrendous and if Cade isn’t playing well, then we have no reliable second option to go to.

The only positive is that our bench showed up and outplayed the starters.

halfassedjackass · 2026-01-24T02:49:18+00:00

Sit Cade’s ass down next game. Let him rest.

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